getting a massage can be so brave, so powerful

yaaay

Ryan Murphy is foaming at the mouth and calling Adam DiMarco’s agent to beef him up as we speak

every time i watch him it reminds me that i want to use a VR headset and a drone camera stationed behind me so i can see what the back of my head looks like / move in 3rd person

i love this guy

and sink

minor bathroom reveal

Newsom would do it right and do it well

😳

back home from the emerald city

scraped my chin so telling everyone i got a skin peel

Delta Lounge = millennial beige; yuppie coded; chintzy

American Airlines Lounge = timeless, classy; i am a man of business

oh ok sir carry on sir 🫡

*yet

it’s like no one wants to get up and use the 🤣 emoji anymore

me too

Brett alert

thanksgiving is all about setting up your mom’s Apple TV which she won’t use until she asks you to set it up again next thanksgiving 😍

Blocked Gays of Bluesky when

RHOBH has an amazing first few seasons (better than RHONY in s1-4 I’d say)

RHONY is amazing consistently through the first 10 seasons (my favorite overall)

RHOSLC strong on all of its seasons so far but feels of a different era / show than the other two

that’s just this

open.spotify.com/track/6sGiI7...

previous residents made a lot of…. choices

Before

After

is this a safe space to show before and afters because i have a lot

sundheyyyyy guysss

woah

kinda same vibe if you think about it

thank you stomach bug

one long day in the emerald city

Dorinda on night one after you give her one martini