and he does it again

Capitalism lost its way when we stopped naming companies things like Blastco or Kwik-Lite

Aaaah!!!

Darklight Books Progression Fantasy by Boots Walker

A round two banger from my bud

Website: www.thechiaroscuro.net
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FHK83636

A book cover that reads "Legend of Ascension: The Shrouded Peaks. Book One, Boots Walker." It features a man carrying a guandao walking up a winding staircase on the side of a mountain.

Book One of Legend of Ascension is available on Amazon! Holy crap, it's real!

Website: www.thechiaroscuro.net
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGWS1GYP

White text on black reading: '"Clarissa looks outraged. "You know what, fuck you, detective. You're short, and your boobs look stupid."' With the option to respond in bright yellow: '(Try to stop crying.)'

Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner by Future Coffee One detective, one poisoner. Too many sandwiches.

What if you were a cool detective with stupid boobs?

"Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner" is an interactive fiction about a heartfelt detective with a whole hat factory of problems.

future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith

#PitchYaGame #InteractiveFiction

A paint image of a dark bar with a big midori sour in one corner, an alluring jukebox in the other, a thing of thread and some flowers, and the word 'FAITH' strung up in the corner. MYStERY!

ABSOLUTE FAITH: THE CASE OF THE MERCURY POISONER, an interactive fiction about a detective and a milliner is free to play now on itch.

- Talk to pirates with relationship problems
- Unlock jukebox jams
- Completely disregard the properties of mercury

future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith

You nailed the photo!

you cna cash them in at scott station for those hardcore water canteens. the miners will get you a lift home but they'll be brusque

26 antarctica tickets

absolutely fumbles to produce my slightly sticky antartica tickets

It's time to come out of the garden

I will NEVER give the ice cream back

You bring back my orange chocolate chip first!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

v cool + lucky

A few gingernuts sandwiched with cream. im so sad im so sad im so sad

time for some scheduled Ginger Log Posting! Everything is fine here.

go fuck yourself

choose a better cake

I'm still here you idiot

you bastard

i ate all the kimchi

Well I guess it was Wilhelms birthday today. He sent me an invoice for the magic tricks I bought on the company account after seeing the magician.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

prunes in a fluted ceramic cup, prunes prunes prunes they are dark, the cup is white, they are on a wood table, prunes!!! oh god, what are we all doing here?

It's too late! I'm too tired! My eyes, my eytes!

no that's me i'm feeling sick

can you please move your bed

Twelve tips for a successful posting.

1. No Prunes! Get those Prunes out of here.

2. A good, dry lunch lunch food. Most like a cake with seeds, but not using those exact words due to legal issues with certain people (Kevin)

3. A big can of evaporated milk. (relax!)

Good luck with your postings!

Oh look at this guy. What's the award for, chump? Best Dried Prune recipe?