Swedenborg? Oh HELL yeah

A sayadevice: a 3 key keyboard with a knob and an lcd

My kid asked for this for his 10th birthday. Apparently they are needed to truly git gud at geometry dash

so tim apple steps down just as tim onion adds another tim? onion tim ascendant

So is Ben Collins now John Onion? How does that work exactly

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

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All gender nonconforming people have That Big Incident and it sucks

Cognition is a disease

When you think of it, literacy is racist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper existentialist movement should seek to abolish it.

Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion

All the nice things im inspired to say are too personal to put here, and I think that says something nice in itself

I have a 1517 Ultra from the early 80s that I actually love except for the fact that my kid put it next to a radiator and the laminated spruce top under the bridge violently separated from itself.

I think when I glue it back together it will technically be a stronger guitar

I think 1963-1965 might have been the best time to be alive as an American, I guess as long as you were white and male.

An RNG clock is right x times a day

All my reginos gone

You can’t crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them. By refusing to think, refusing to change.

Have you thought about putting a single coil in the bridge position on one of the 6 strings?

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Liu Bei as Dong Zhuo. Now imagine he's British. Doesn't look so much like the Chang Ban was caused by peasants voluntarily following a virtuous leader now, does it?

If you play "Honey Pie" backwards, Ringo screams "KAMALA HARRIS FARTED IN ME MOUTH. 9/11 BABY!"

A black and yellow box of pop cans, with a lightning aesthetic and the Squirt logo in the center. At the top it reads "Energized Refreshment"

Squirt Citrus Power (2008-circa 2010): Seeking to compete in the growing energy drink market, Squirt released this "energized" variant on their classic grapefruit soda. It contained caffeine, taurine, and did not contain the grapefruit juice concentrate found in the original, but rather a flavoring

@realfollowers.bsky.social

Buddy I didn't picture surviving past 30 if I'm honest

My take: The models don't account for how expensive being poor is. Its resolution holds meaning only at the top half of the bell curve

i think it's good if the Catholic Church ends up at war with the Americanist heresy

Catholic Converts, you *will* love your neighbor as you love yourself. You *will* attend Mass at Our Lady of Guadalupe and not be weird when the bulletin is also printed in Spanish. You *will* wonder how there's enough demand for a Polish Mass but decide it's not really your problem.

But the police department plans to expand its drone program citywide and expects to deploy drones often this summer to monitor crowds at World Cup matches, semiquincentennial celebrations, and Major League Baseball's All-Star Game

great i love being surveilled against my will for living in a place hosting a bunch of events i am opposed to.

[flaming biker skeleton image macro] THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP. I HAVE INSTALLED MY FLOORBOARDS INCORRECTLY

He traded the heroin for anabolics around the time of AWITHATEETHA, glancing at the evidence

Mariqueen Maandig and Trent Reznor, spouses and co-vocalists of Nine Inch Noize. God they're both so attractive

Hi everyone I just wanted to let you all know that I've been adopted and this is my new mom and dad:

Only difference is you substitute homeless and trans people for brown people. Sacrificial politics are all evil. No more evil.