my paws? wow I mean I guess they're usually on top of you and stuff-
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even an Atlas the size of an action figure could fuck you up with an AC/20
This
What the heck-
mmmmm
Little mouse who I'm always happy to see and who means a lot to me ๐งก
also food
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"eww I hate mayo" what do you think aoli is, it's just mayo with stuff in it and it's so good
this is why I like clothing entrapment...
I mean, also it's hot, but you know
yeah damn you're right whoops
how many feet
get it, because-
I remember when I used to be big and hot instead of just sleepy at all times
I guess there's only one way to find out if it works that way
I've been on this earth for far too long without dying underpaw
guess I'll die-
Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18
The sequels were good actually
Did you drink water though
I mean I'm right here smh
they most definitely wouldn't eat another mouse, that'd be SILLY
I mean, mice are herbivores, there's no way they'd eat you... right?
movie of the year when I was ten was Titanic
yeah that sounds right
See a butt post a butt
See a butt post a butt
is it me
(it's not)
It's like the other microfiction a short while ago
"Ugh... sorry. I can't deal with the bad optics of this. You get it," as their vision is replaced by my underpaw
I see my first instinct of "I am WAY too employed for this game" was correct, I don't have time for that shit tbh
I swear to god it happens ONE TIME and everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS-
Happy birthdayyyy ๐งก
wow I wonder what's going to happen