my paws? wow I mean I guess they're usually on top of you and stuff-

even an Atlas the size of an action figure could fuck you up with an AC/20

This

What the heck-

mmmmm

Little mouse who I'm always happy to see and who means a lot to me 🧡

also food

🫵

"eww I hate mayo" what do you think aoli is, it's just mayo with stuff in it and it's so good

this is why I like clothing entrapment...

I mean, also it's hot, but you know

yeah damn you're right whoops

how many feet

get it, because-

I remember when I used to be big and hot instead of just sleepy at all times

I guess there's only one way to find out if it works that way

I've been on this earth for far too long without dying underpaw

guess I'll die-

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

The sequels were good actually

Did you drink water though

I mean I'm right here smh

they most definitely wouldn't eat another mouse, that'd be SILLY

I mean, mice are herbivores, there's no way they'd eat you... right?

movie of the year when I was ten was Titanic

yeah that sounds right

See a butt post a butt

See a butt post a butt

is it me

(it's not)

It's like the other microfiction a short while ago

"Ugh... sorry. I can't deal with the bad optics of this. You get it," as their vision is replaced by my underpaw

I see my first instinct of "I am WAY too employed for this game" was correct, I don't have time for that shit tbh

I swear to god it happens ONE TIME and everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS-

Happy birthdayyyy 🧡

wow I wonder what's going to happen