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I see you're committed to the "complete douche" option. Hope it works out well for you.

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

You can choose to be a dick and say embarrassing shit like "Homer Hoffman" on social media after a devastating loss. Go nuts. I'm not offended by that idiocy, but you can also be better than that and choose not to be a complete douche.

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

You realize you don't have to go on social media and be a complete dick about someone's failure, right? You don't have to throw around lameass, childish nicknames after the worst moment of someone's professional career.

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

Comedy's hard

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

Again, you're confusing choking with losing.

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

Based on what? Did the Jays win the ALCS or did the Mariners choke? The other team has stud millionaire athletes trying to win too.

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

That's baseball. Every loss isn't a choke. They got beat. It sucks, but shit happens.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

You're aware you don't have to be a dick, right? You can not send out shit like this.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

Cool, keep being miserable.

5 months ago 4 0 0 0
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Momentum doesn't exist

5 months ago 4 0 0 0

For what it's worth, I enjoy your feed both places. However, as somebody who rarely posts anything, it generally feels awesome.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Fuck off, you coward. You couldn't be more fucking useless. Fucking quit, so somebody with some balls, who actually gives a shit, can take over.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Can't your soft, ineffective fucking ass actually DO something about this instead of wringing your hands, wagging your finger, and bringing up trivial shit like fucking pizza prices. Holy fuck. The next time you grow a fucking backbone and act will be the fucking first time...

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Anybody interested in how fucking hot my nails were in 2024?

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
Maybe 5 Minutes, Episode 877 | Maybe 5 Minutes with Chris Johnson

Tired of podcasts where some semi-known entertainer interviews some former co-star for an hour? Well, you're in luck! My podcast is just 5 minutes long and is hosted by a complete nobody...me. Enjoy my depressed ramblings on unemployment.

maybe5minutes.podbean.com/e/maybe-5-mi...

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If I'm being honest, one of my favorite things about wearing it is how much it bothers people like this.

1 year ago 28 1 2 0
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@sugarintheplum.bsky.social did you think I had glossy green in the chamber?

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If there's one thing I learned from my imperialist, colonizer ancestors, it's that if you do no real work, your white hands stay in pristine shape.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Interested in my nail portfolio? Any color is on the table for the modern day Hemingway

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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@sugarintheplum.bsky.social there's only one hat that's built to withstand shoveling during a lake snow warning, and only one hero with green nails brave enough to venture outside. All Hemingway would do is get drunk. This finally proves my Chris Johnson > Hemingway thesis. Where's my PhD?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
Maybe 5 Minutes, Episode 871 | Maybe 5 Minutes with Chris Johnson

Do you want to listen to the greatest 5 minute podcast ever created? Episode 871 just dropped. It's the punk rock of podcasts. DIY and hosted from my living room. Just a jackass airing his grievances in 5 minute bursts, all me and anyone else has time for.

maybe5minutes.podbean.com/e/maybe-5-mi...

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Maybe 5 Minutes, Episode 861 | Maybe 5 Minutes with Chris Johnson

@sidneypegula.bsky.social Perhaps you'll enjoy this 5 minute podcast where I express my hatred for MAGA voters? Glad your feed will continue away from the nazi site.

maybe5minutes.podbean.com/e/maybe-5-mi...

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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@sugarintheplum.bsky.social check it out. My nails look great on Bluesky too!

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