I wonder what Liam Rosenior’s sacking by Chelsea will teach him about B2B sales

Tiss is arguing about chemtrails with Grok on the Bird app, ICYMI.

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

Graham Norton’s looking old

there's a giant MICHAEL film poster in wood green and there are constant michael jackson musical posters i keep seeing on the tube, and i feel like there's a been a real concerted effort to brain wipe how bad he was as a person, but it feels especially weird during the time of the epstein files etc

weird how Nigel Farage has gone out to bat for the free speech of a Hitler-praising anti-Semite

*Kanyes West appears on stage wearing a swatika t-shirt and spends two hours singing pro-Hitler tracks*

Wireless Festival: we are disappointed some customers did not enjoy our fabulous entertainment

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

A, and I cannot stress this enough, lovely bit of business.

lmao

He’s too busy telling people what reels to nudge on fruit machines.

I see Ipswich Town Football Club are having a totally normal one.

SNL UK was alright you know.

Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

Newly unearthed Nigel Farage videos reveal support for rioter, neo-Nazi event and far-right slogans Exclusive: Analysis of more than 4,000 of Reform UK leader’s paid-for Cameo videos also shows they contain misogynistic remarks and antisemitic conspiracies Nigel Farage has sold videos in which he endorsed a neo-Nazi event, repeated extremist slogans and supported a man convicted over his involvement in a far-right riot. The videos are among several highly questionable clips identified by the Guardian in an investigation into the Reform UK leader’s use of the personalised video platform Cameo. They include videos in which he repeats a motto associated with the UK far right, references antisemitic conspiracy theories and makes misogynistic remarks about leftwing politicians – including a comment about the US congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s breasts. Continue reading...

Newly unearthed Nigel Farage videos reveal support for rioter, neo-Nazi event and far-right slogans

Is this about up the arse

Bild von Victor Osimhen mit einem Zitat von ihm drüber: "I pray for everyone, I really do. Except the landlords"

Victor #Osimhen stabil!

that’s the worst result for a Tudor against the Spanish for half a millennium

I see Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are having a totally normal one.

We all know the zip code to Beverley Hills is 90210, but the zip code to Dawson's Creek is 90108 (for our lives to be over).

Me and Emma Watson watched a man read Beowulf while two women smeared his bare chest with peanut butter.

An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill

“my dog is in dubai”

Impressive how Starmer's done a speedrun of the Blair years - from turfing out the Tories after a generation to supporting an illegal American war in the Middle East - without first passing through being really popular by fixing Britain's public services and offering a positive vision of Britain.

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

gee I wonder

BREAKING: The NEC has sensationally BLOCKED Andy Burnham from standing to become the next Ayatollah

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom