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thank you, to all the night watchmen

Hell yeah, defense wins championships

Congrats!

🎶Here we come, wasabi-ing
it is so spicy and green!🎶

Fistful of wasabi is the only way to beat seasonal pollen in DC this time of year

Notre Dame would vote to block Ireland from joining the ACC

A timbasea is one of those big drums at the orchestra

Fight Club, too

Alright alright alright alright alright hey LADIES!

Duh, no. It’s a wind instrument.

This is how you get a disease-ridden cow catapulted over your city walls

For cleaning, I work left to right; top to bottom.

My aunt and grandma cleaned houses as a side gig and that's how they did it

if you use a smiley face emoji, that makes it legal again

First we get an episode on Greenland, now this! thank you for your service 🫡

A tradition unlike any other

well, that's just like, Joe Russo's opinion.

If Joe Russo asked me, I would say it's pretty dumb to have the same actor play two main characters. TF Iron Man is a bad guy now? and not for some sort of plot twist reason? Get it together dude

/enormous bong rip

ACAB includes true crime podcasters

Dinosaur Jr. is a beautiful name for a little boy

my mom - famously - likes telling her friends about how I would get up at dinner and get a snack.
I had school lunch, a 2-hour practice after school, and rode my bike home.

hungry. now.

I missed acute, discrete, things like not being able to attend my grandfather's funeral. And I missed more diffuse things like not being able to invite people over for dinner

why is John Lynch even employed anymore, then?

hell yeah (that's a nice pot, too!)

giving bluesky a ddos attack by having ten thousand draft posts

(I keep writing ✨trash tuesday takes✨ but then forget when it's tuesday)

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for every mid-80's sci-fi movie produced by George Lucas that people remember like RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983), there's a HOWARD THE DUCK (1986) that's been memory-holed

pick the type you want, it's not like they can scientifically test to see if you're lying or not

good stuff, but now I want a jug of brandy

stop gaslighting me, those are black

bolero