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Posts by Carlos Alonzo Morales

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Hamnet Review - IGN Hamnet review: Chloé Zhao's film is another great showing for Jessie Buckley and marks a welcome return to form for the director.

I reviewed Hamnet for IGN, which is yet another strong showing for Jessie Buckley and a welcome return to form for director Chloe Zhao:

www.ign.com/articles/ham...

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Add fucking group chats to this place

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The third one will probably be the Mario Odyssey Movie but I stand firm that the second one should've been called World

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Why is the second Mario movie called the Mario Galaxy Movie. Shouldn't it be the Super Mario World Movie? Then the third one could be Galaxy. You can't deescalate so you can't do World now. What will the third one be called? Who is managing this franchise

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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

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Twitter nuking my group chats it's so Jeffover

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Mass Effect meme that says "Every Squad Got The" followed by eight pictures labeled as "Terrorist", showing Miranda, Jacob, Jack, Garrus, Joker, Tali, Mordin and Grunt. At the bottom is a picture of Female Shepard labeled as "Holy shit I think I accidentally joined a terrorist group"

Mass Effect meme that says "Every Squad Got The" followed by eight pictures labeled as "Terrorist", showing Miranda, Jacob, Jack, Garrus, Joker, Tali, Mordin and Grunt. At the bottom is a picture of Female Shepard labeled as "Holy shit I think I accidentally joined a terrorist group"

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Predator: Badlands Ending Explained - What's Next for the Series? - IGN Predator: Badlands Ending Explained: How does the latest movie set up the future of the series? And are there any post-credits scenes?

If you need a debrief on the ending of Predator: Badlands and what it may mean for the future of the series, I have you covered @ign.com:

www.ign.com/articles/pre...

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Nuremberg Review - IGN Movie review: Nuremberg, starring Russell Crowe and Rami Malek, is a solid if occasionally shaky addition to the WWII film catalogue.

I reviewed James Vanderbilt's Nuremberg for IGN, a solid if occasionally shaky WWII drama anchored by the always compelling Russell Crowe as Hitler's second-in-command Hermann Göring:

www.ign.com/articles/nur...

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Train Dreams Review - IGN Train Dreams review: Clint Bentley’s soft-spoken Western is one of the most quietly beautiful films of the year.

I reviewed Clint Bentley's Train Dreams for IGN, a poignant pastoral Western featuring excellent performances from Joel Edgerton and Felicity Jones and some of the most gorgeous cinematography you'll see all year:

www.ign.com/articles/tra...

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40 Years Later, Lifeforce Is Still the Most Insane Would-Be Blockbuster Ever Released

Even 40 years after its release, the sci-fi/horror/zombie movie about space vampires may still be the most bonkers big-budget film of all time.

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40 Years Later, Lifeforce Is Still the Most Insane Would-Be Blockbuster Ever Released - IGN If you’re looking for something different for your Halloween party this year, look no further than the 1985 Tobe Hooper film Lifeforce, starring Mathilda May and Steve Railsback. Even 40 years after i...

For its 40th anniversary, I used my Halloween piece to write about Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce, and why this horny space vampire movie is still the most insane big budget film of all time:

www.ign.com/articles/lif...

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I was going to photoshop a fake news announcement about one of them being announced for showrunner as a joke, but this is how it feels googling which writers for the first three seasons of Doctor Who are still alive:

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Can Doctor Who get a showrunner who didn't write in its first three seasons now

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Every day this fucking technology makes the world worse and no one is doing a damn thing to stop it

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This is literally why I came back here today lmao

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Hangouts 163: Talking Guillermo Del Toro & Frankenstein (with @carlosalonzom.bsky.social)

►YouTube: youtu.be/bi_O00xnrxU
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Trying to get back on here since Elon is now intending to replace the Twitter algorithm with his pet AI

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Excellent article from @carlosalonzom.bsky.social on why we need to adjust our box office expectations (CBMs especially). If a film makes ENOUGH $ for itself (let alone greenlighting a sequel) then that's all that matters. Merchandise sales & streaming deals certainly help. bsky.app/profile/ign....

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With the New Lex Luthor, James Gunn’s Superman Unlocks the Trick to Supervillains - IGN Nicholas Hoult’s Lex Luthor runs away with the DC Universe’s first film, James Gunn's Superman.

This article by @carlosalonzom.bsky.social is worth a read. Hoult's Lex is one of my CBM villains in recent memory primarily because he HATES Superman in all his petty glory. Sometimes a villain being truly evil (backed by a passionate performance) is all you need.
www.ign.com/articles/wit...

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To save the superhero movie, we need to bring back themes In the post-Endgame landscape, superhero movies like Captain America: Brave New World have abandoned themes for synergy.

I've been hard on the AV Club, a once vital & essential culture site that turned into a rote clearing house for thinly written click bait, but this is an excellent deconstruction of the disastrous post-Endgame MCU. I was surprised until i saw @carolinesiede.bsky.social wrote it. She knows her shit.

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Close angle photo of a cat, photoshopped to be situated in front of a wall full of video games. The cat has glasses and a shirt drawn over it, meant to resemble the angry video game nerd.

Close angle photo of a cat, photoshopped to be situated in front of a wall full of video games. The cat has glasses and a shirt drawn over it, meant to resemble the angry video game nerd.

>go back to the past
>look inside
>shitty games that suck ass

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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

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Anybody who voted for Emilia Perez to win *any* award is an unserious person and should never be listened to in any context ever again

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It really is time for the MCU to stop using military imagery (and military contributions in general) to prop up their superheroes. Sam's Cap should just be a civilian superhero at this point. My hope is that once the F4 and X-Men arrive that Marvel let's us root for underdogs for a change.

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the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

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