Musk is a sensitive little orchid and I wish more people would figure out that it’d be really easy to push him over the edge simply by being meaner to him.

I'm getting a lot of freaked out late-night texts from my friends who are not experienced organizers, looking for advice on how to deal with the constant onslaught of bad news and how to make themselves useful. This is the advice I give.

I'm sorry it's like this, but the reality is that an all-consuming information machine where everyone spends six hours a day, and the messages that go viral are the ones that most effectively validate people's preexisting social resentments, is a machine for creating far-right mob rule.

New year goals are fun but don't forget to self-care 🫧🩷

Why work when I can hyper focus on a hot killer

"Sunday scaries" implies you all don't feel like this every day?

It’s feeling a lot like Christmas!!

Mr. Trump was in high spirits during the dinner with Mr. Trudeau and would at times play music aloud on his iPad, including two different covers of the Leonard Cohen song ‘Hallelujah,’ a song from the musical Cats as well as work by the opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, a source said.

good god www.theglobeandmail.com/world/us-pol...

It’s nice to know I do attract hot guys on occasion

Facebook is currently trying to get me to friend all the people I went on like one date with while in Toronto, and I don’t know how to feel about that

Tried to sleep in but instead spent more time in bed awake and spiraling. Nailed it.

I’m so flattered when a porn account follows me. I hope my sexless posts don’t kill the vibe when you’re gooning.

I will fuck up 8-12 of those lil dark chocolate Lindt balls.

I commented to my colleague about how we didn’t get the snow we were expecting only for it to start snowing two minutes later #whoops

I’m slowly but surely adding folks I know from Twitter - we will get there eventually! 😂🤦‍♂️

Happy to be here! Now comes the fun task of finding all my twitter peeps on here 😂😂😂