fun fact: L.L. Bean is Spanish for "the the bean"

As an American, listening to the British politics portions of @trashfuture.bsky.social sometimes feels like watching MST3K as a kid when they would make jokes referencing stuff I had never heard of but I still laughed because it was joke-shaped

a poorly drawn baby corn (the cat) with his famous flat top

baby corn the cat curled in a loaf position on a light-colored bed. he has very large, round, eyes and a tiny body!

not even a single thought

Glad to hear from you, hopefully your recovery goes smoothly from here 💖💖💖

As an American, listening to the British politics portions of @trashfuture.bsky.social sometimes feels like watching MST3K as a kid when they would make jokes referencing stuff I had never heard of but I still laughed because it was joke-shaped

It's a local artist who goes by the name vizige. It's his face supposedly

Graffiti on a grey wall of some kind of creature, maybe a plesiosaur or a turtle without its shell?

found some good graffiti yesterday

Hell yeah, happy new face day!

Now I just need to fit it into the back of a Kia Soul

That's the great part: it's local!

A government surplus auction listing for Robotic Arm: Staubli Unimation PUMA 200 w/ Unival Unimate (421-73) current bid is $10

Okay this is pretty sick though

A government surplus auction listing for Robotic Arm: Staubli Unimation PUMA 200 w/ Unival Unimate (421-73) current bid is $10

Okay this is pretty sick though

A government surplus auction listing for 108 Dell Optiplex computers with hard drives removed, current bid is $10

Do I *need* 108 Dell Optiplex computers? Maybe not, but at $10 how can I afford not to buy them??

oh no I can feel myself falling down the rabbit hole of browsing government surplus auctions

Oh yeah it's definitely the 20+ year old mp3s that I downloaded on kazaa or something lol

I hate to link Amazon here but it's one of the only places to get it at the moment unfortunately

I got this one, it's pretty good but the button controls are a little clunky a.co/d/0cjCex13

I bought a little Fiio mp3 player and put some of my old mp3s on it from like 2002 and wow they are ~dogshit~ quality

A text conversation: Sorry I'm taking up time in the bathroom, it's a real "boat stuck in the Suez Canal" situation here Oh nooooo

When you've been with someone for over 20 years you learn that direct communication is the key to a successful relationship

A truly tacky red and gold circus ring leader type costume on a dress form, featuring a long frock coat with floral epaulets, a floral and lace cravat, a red velvet vest with a lace front panel, little red hot pants, and a red top hat with gold trim. It's garish and beautiful.

A close-up of the torso of the red and gold circus ringleader outfit, showing off the red and gold fringe on the epaulets, the rhinestones on the lace cravat, and the ridiculous amounts of gold trim on every hem.

Another absolutely ridiculous costume down! Texted pictures of this to the friend who's wearing it and she sent back, "Wow. This guy is the greatest showman. Move the fuck over Hugh Jackman."

Just twenty costumes to go 😂😭

A symposium? I love symposia!

Went to my first monster truck show tonight and I gotta say, I do love it when big truck go vroom smash car

as a Professional Sewing Person, I approve of this method

More Tiffany Lamps! Oh I wish I had a tiny Rose in my pocket...

Tiffany Lamp inspired outfits with my eternal muse,Rose !! ✨

damn that's sick as hell

Went to my first monster truck show tonight and I gotta say, I do love it when big truck go vroom smash car

Also I'm parting it on the other side now so I can show off this sick grey streak I have now

A selfie of me with about shoulder length hair, mostly brown but with some bleached ends

Another selfie of me after a haircut. All the blonde had been cut off and there are some subtle layers. Also the hair is parted on the other side

Another angle of the new haircut

before/after(x2)

At this point I take a photo of the iron switched off before I leave lol