guys what if I'm just a little guy.

wandersong in the big 26. peak

yo what website/app is this

me with my 4 different personalities on my 4 different social media apps

RAHHHH

off topic. fat johns

no like you're in-between the pizzas, make YOU a sandwich

I misread this as you were flipping on one pizza and putting one on top to make you a sandwich

I've learned things from being disabled for half an hour and trying to cook dinner

typing this with one hand bc I accidentally put my whole left hand on a hot burner thinking it wasn't

predicting it now browt's evolution will be either poison type or physic. #pokemon

alien stage I believe is mentioned

(ring ring)

"Hello, Trader Joe's!"

"Hi. I'm looking to buy some breakfast cereals that are total bullshit."

"Oh sir, you're in luck!"

ok the new pokemon starters look ok. they aight

bug maxxing rn

not birdbrain but I forgot the song name I'm such a fake fan. it's from people posture play pretend tho

oh our pfps twinning

literally because the us government owns Tiktok at least in the US and they're trying to get people to talk to AI and give up their information. WOAH wind sure is loud today

Nobody asked for this, nobody needs this why even make this

Voices in your head

#justshapesandbeats #jsab

just saw browt, gecqua and pombom and they look like they suck. like. they actually look really ugly. didn't we already have a grass bird and water lizard starter??? I never agreed with the "pokemon is running out of ideas" thing before now 😞
#pokemon

ugh why are all the songs with lyrics I relate to in Japanese with no good english covers grrr. i want to relate in real time not in retrospect.

me fr

I keep seeing people play new 80$ games and be on 500 dollar consoles and I'm deadass missing out bc I'm lowk broke and it's not changing anytime soon

Merry new year

Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more!

Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...

Overwatch suspending you for 72 hours after you DARE to not press a button on your controller for 0.0000000231 seconds

So I noticed that my microwave beeps every so often after the food is done cooking. So of course I had to time it to see if it's random or a set time. I realized there's 60 seconds between each beep! This is super handy when you have to let food sit in the microwave. Just count the beeps!