I keep waiting for someone to yell at me for saying I flip between being Catholic and Atheist. If you’re one of those folks, congrats, you’ve never been Catholic.

lol. I’m vaguely religious. Floating somewhere on the Catholic/Athiest spectrum.
I know this is 100% blasphemy. Doesn’t matter which side of the coin I end up on from day to day.

Lollipop is visible at the bottom of the hawk photo.

Fun story while I was getting tattooed (Artist credit: Travis Stanley at Olympia Tattoo Co) I got a text from my kid (11 YO) jokingly asking me to get a lollipop tattooed. I asked Travis if he could do that and he laughed and then drew the lollipop with a sharpie and banged it out.

There’s two of the hawks. I asked for silhouettes as it’s not a sad end for the hawks so needs to be seen from the rabbits perspective. Gonna get ten more of them and then my right arm will be done.

It’s from The Mountain Goats song “Sax Rohmer #1.”
“And a rabbit gives up somewhere, and a dozen hawks descend
Every moment points toward its own sad end.”
That’s a lyric that’s been stuck in my head for a decade.
Not pictured are the hawks that are beginning to fill out my sleeve.

Too bad the team around him sux. 8 more games with Bobby. Farewell in free agency.

Hey guys. Quick question. Is this good?
Alternately, if you told me last year the #SeaKraken would finish the year with a similar percentage to the Leafs this isn’t what I thought you meant.
I’m rooting for 8 more losses at this point.

My wife got this box and labeled it no touching so that the kids wouldn’t touch the packages underneath. Siobh took to it and it’s just on a shelf and so my angry cat primarily lives in a box that is labeled “no touching” and I think that’s perfect.

This is Siobhan. She’s the angriest cat in the world and really doesn’t like to be petted. She’s happy existing with everyone and will even occasionally sit on your lap. Second your hand touches her she’s gone. Sometimes with hissing involved.

That pic was right after I got it. Hurt like a MFer. Little dot behind it is a stray piece of the stencil. Looks like a poop or whatever.

“Cant shake the feeling like i'm living under siege
Trying to run farther's just tightening the leash
Trying to hang on's like trying to catch a feather
Trying look at ease but barely holding it together”

Eric, my man. Way to sum up my day to day.

This is not an april fools joke. D4 have put out their first new song in 18 years. And it’s fucking great.
Halfway through I started crying. This band has meant so much to me since MSOTA came out in 98.

Rabbit Rabbit

Boost them lottery odds, boys.

Sad to say but I’m all in for losses at this point. The way they are playing they’re just gonna get bounced in 4 to the Avs. I think that would be worse than making the playoffs at all considering it’s arguably the worst division of the salary cap era.

It didn’t take long but I reached a state somewhere between trauma and joy. Much like my childhood.

Started my @themountaingoats.bsky.social tattoo today by the phenomenal Travis Stanley at Olympia Tattoo Co.
“A rabbit gives up somewhere and a dozen hawks descend.”
He did phenomenal work and the other 10 hawks will fill in the arm.
Holy Jesus getting your palm tattooed was otherworldly.

That wooden teeth bullshit is about as accurate as the cherry tree myth when it comes to it.
Maybe leaders are a bad idea.

Trump sucks. For sure. No question there. But George Washington used the teeth from living slaves to make himself dentures. The first prez set a pretty high bar.

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

I learned to drive in a 94 ranger. That was my work truck 2 years later. I just don’t get the draw of those giant ones.

The 1994 Ford Ranger was the last good truck ever made sold in America.
The Toyota Hilux is the only one to ever eclipse it.

“Samuel Colt made all men equal. Henry Ford made them all bastards.”

Anyone know where this comes from? Heard it on a podcast and I love it so much and can’t find the origins.

Ok. This needs to end. I need to not wake up and immediately see a news story that makes me think I’m in a medically induced coma.

Well this kinda statement doesn’t come from an equitable separation. Anyone know what happened?

The worst thing that could happen for this team is making the playoffs.

My fucking tax dollars at work.

Today Israel will murder children.

They do it every day.

For fun.

Hmmm. Seems familiar. Israel killing one of the most pragmatic people to negotiate with?
No. I must be anti-semitic and crazy.