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hey guys - i'm in a pretty dire housing situation right now. i have to move at the end of the month (lease expires) but prior plans w/ people completely fell apart & i'm back to square one. i'm looking for a room in Brooklyn, trans friendly, 1100 a month max, not a temporary sublet. plz let me know.

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i'll have you know these guys are hard because their animations are poorly distinguished

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do not forget the humble 3/4 and 6/8 they can be beautiful

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i like that the year is 2026 and apple still refuses to make the windows versions of their music player change what device they output to if windows changes the default

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a masked fairy summons a swarm of magical moths to yank off a boy's shirt and pants, revealing an easter-colored bunnygirl outfit beneath. the boy is blushing with tears in his eyes, but this is ok because he is killing it and we all love him

a masked fairy summons a swarm of magical moths to yank off a boy's shirt and pants, revealing an easter-colored bunnygirl outfit beneath. the boy is blushing with tears in his eyes, but this is ok because he is killing it and we all love him

this boy(♂) thought that he had escaped the easter fairy* simply because "easter was two days ago"? how foolish...

*that is not the easter fairy.

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my favorite movie ever btw

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when you finally meet miquella in god form in enir-ilim, he has one physical arm (the other one's missing) and two ghostly arms. between him and ranni i wondered if 4 arms is symbolic of godhood but his arms are partially missing because he left a piece of himself behind

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posting void on main is crazy i cant lie

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i just got rly used to it cos i started using it when i was a kid... it's harder to visualize pitch/intervals/etc but easier to visualize rhythm. prolly why so many ppl make idm type stuff in renoise lol, but i just stuck with it even while i'm making ambient or hip hop music

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u should buy my new record cause its rly good lol

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

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Hello! AM2R Project 2.0 needs your help to make it across the finish line.

If you're a pixel artist that can match the existing style and quality and want to help out, we would love to talk.

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Armand Hammer - Woke Up and Asked Siri How I'm Gonna Die (Official Video)
Armand Hammer - Woke Up and Asked Siri How I'm Gonna Die (Official Video) YouTube video by Armand Hammer

he’s a talented producer but imo he’s been phoning it in as a rapper for many years lol. i like this song (prod by him) cos it has better rappers on it instead youtu.be/IZvVWygOOwU?...

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spider-man webshooter

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NOT THIS

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Rym = really yakubian males

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Screenshot of Dark Souls 3. Cornyx is saying "If only I were a woman."

Screenshot of Dark Souls 3. Cornyx is saying "If only I were a woman."

been playing dark souls 3 for the first time

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that guy is such a conservative weirdo lol

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Sybil from pseudoregalia doing the ok sign with her hand like in the promotional art.

Sybil from pseudoregalia doing the ok sign with her hand like in the promotional art.

Sybil from Pseudoregalia #furry

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deltarune

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“we’re adding accessibility features to our book”
“oh! like a braille version? large print?”
“what? uhhhh”

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TRUE

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