What a moron….

So true

I tried to do that too but it turns out I was out of Thyme.

This is no time for joking

More like “Holy Shit”

Good times. Cherish them!

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At the local record store

He has no clue

And that’s the truth

On a scale of 1 to 5, I’d give it a 3.

Cat in bag.

Morning 😂

T- minus 43 minutes to launch. I’m such a geek lol!

I feel like the USA should boycott the World Cup to make it more attractive.

Funny thing is he’s got it backwards. Fewer and fewer of our allies are going to be there for us when we need them.

It is! Wishing you luck.

Liar

My favorite sign, so far. #NoKings

He is, in fact, guided by his lack of intelligence every day.

Moonlit sky over Sandals resort in the Caribbean

Grateful to have opportunities like this

Two meals like that

No he didn’t. Completely caught off guard.

RIP Chuck Norris. 😔 My wife and I saw Lone Wolf McQuade at a local theater in 1983. It was our first date.

Can my mom get her SNAP benefits approved please?

I used to work at an egg farm but I quit because it wasn’t what it was cracked up to be.

Wow 900 degrees for a 3 lb brisket, lol😂

Umm, your method sounds way better!

Yes, I just used some pickling spice, toasted and crushed. Ratio could be off but we will see how it goes.

Why do I always get the corned beef that’s missing a flavor packet?

Now’s a good time to thank all TSA agents for coming to work under these circumstances. What they do is important.