Worse, some of those dudes are wearing the wrong shoes.

A sign of the Apocalypse if true.

I smell a pennant.

Best wishes, and Go Big Red!

RPI at 56. Gonna have to make hay at USC. Murray State, Indiana and Iowa have no juice to help PU, nor do the menagerie of mid-week Hoosier State foes on the schedule. Sneak into the single-elimination round of the conference tournament, and get three straight wins: still the Boilers' best bet.

A padded room, perhaps?

The big question: Whom can we sell now to regroup for 2027?

If and when things return to "normal," we'll need a triage corruption prosecution system to organize all the trials we'll need to hold people accountable. First level: Did this corruption threaten all life on earth? Second: Most life on earth? Third: Just some lives?

And a double-naught spy, to boot!

Wouldn't take much work to rearrange those fake gold letters to read "Offal Orifice."

Religious cult, meet political cult.

Here's a tip, Granny: Vote Blue.

Even a plurality of the prairie provinces' population. Pretty potent poll.

Let me know when auditions start and where.

A little Dem, a lotta Dumb.

NE-1's population is about 670,000. Lincoln is now up over 300,000, but it still has less than half of the district's total humans. Hogs, on the other hand, we're WAAAAAYYYY behind.

Always good to read about my home state. I grew up in Lincoln, and while it's no liberal stronghold, it does have some bona fides. But when literally almost everyone in Richardson, Nemaha and the other outlying counties vote red, it's impossible for Lancaster to overcome that imbalance.

Score today. Please.

NE-1 isn’t rural. It’s half rural, but Lincoln’s liberals are outvoted by near-unanimous support for MAGAs in the farm counties.

It's slacktivism until you force him out of office.

Radical

FIFA Peace Prizes for all!

FIFA Peace Prize winner and Fox weekend anchor fire war hero for not wanting to commit war crimes.

Ooh.

“Comedian”

Lots of money fueling that massive university and its massive athletic programs. They almost can't help but succeed.

Did he not book Lee Greenwood!?!?!

So KC is off all year? Another break-even season, I guess.