three billion devices, and still no bitches?

three billion devices run TikTok

free as in paid

GUYS IT HAPPENED, IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

c'mon can they hand over tiktok to me already, i'm clearly a responsible company owner

RAAAAH WE'LL TEACH EM KIDS ABOUT JVM ARGS

ave u got a loicense for those tic tocs there mate

REMEMBER TO PAY FOR THE TILTOK LICENSE OR WE'LL SEND LICENSE AUDITORS TO YOUR DOOR

WOOO TIKTOK IS OURS!!! WERE TURNING IT INTO A JAVA MONOLITH

hihi sorry not sorry :>

this java codebase is sent by the universe to ruin my day

YEAAAA BABYYYY!! WOOOOO!!!

free as in paid ^^

haha! hahaha!

no :3

scrum master when scrum mistress walks through the door,,,,

hatsune miku as a service

mmmfhfn big data,,,

getting sued must feel so good for the defendant

what's a TikTok

did you know: most developers stop migrating their databases to a new schema one iteration before getting it right

wrong account mb

Portal Tuah test on that Thang

JavaScript is now officially pay to win

as the owner of the trademark, we are pleased to announce we're adding licensing fees to JavaScript

lol rip bozo

you're right, we're just too busy writing shit software that we charge extortion rates for, to have time for dancing chick :(

3 billion devices, but still no bitches 😔

we strive to make the worst software we possibly can, glad to hear we're succeeding with our mission

mind you, Larry Ellison is a fucking demon, and I've never met a single Oracle product that I've ever liked.

more money to make software that's somehow even worse, thank you AI bubble