Oh! It was nice to see Speed Racer's end credits get tweaked so the Wachowskis are credited as A) The Wachowskis and B) Lana and Lilly.

I'm not sure if that was changed before this particular release, but this was my first time seeing it.

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Also:

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a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a snl map ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a snl map

I'd never heard it typed out as "JINE" before, that's great

To be fair, there's about as many Puerto Ricans in Pittsburgh as there were on The Honeymooners (and I'd like to hear out-of-towners try to pronounce "Mount Washington" and "Giant Eagle" correctly)

In the long run I've always liked "Sam Francisco" more - it's SUCH a dumb joke, and something I could easily imagine an overworked immigration-turned-alien-immigration service worker would've typed in as an off-the-dome goof.

Photo of TV screen Mariners Baseball The A's and Mariners S logo appear to spell out the word ass

It's the ass series in Seattle

Jetson.

Donald Trump is very unpopular and being seen as opposing Donald Trump in clear moral terms is an almost instant path to political and cultural relevance.

It’s important to remember that these people, though dangerous, are also stupider than dirt

they’re gonna run a bunch of candidates who make vague noises about how badly we need ‘change’ that isn’t actually change and all the people who yearn above all else for a return to norms and decorum will be so relieved to vote for them

Kevin review – Aubrey Plaza’s new cat comedy is so irretrievably bad it must never be allowed to happen again The team behind this adult animation is unbelievably stellar – Jason Schwartzman, John Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, Amy Sedaris … Sadly, it’s so awful it’s hard to even express its direness

All I'm going to say is my God, I think the most professional people I've ever met are TV and film industry artists because they will take the most dogshit scripts imaginable, and stay in their lane to focus on making the most beautiful art they can that time, budget, and style guide will allow

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On the flipside, I’d genuinely love for Luke Skywalker to turn out to be gay or ace or something - anything to give him something else to worry about (and give him another axis of character depth) other than big picture Jedi/family stuff.

(Kira’s long line of boring boyfriends betrays what’s probably been buried beneath Bajoran religious bullshit, and though I don’t think she and Dax make sense as a long term couple, there ain’t no way in hell things never accidentally got a *little* squishy between those two in the holodeck.)

I’m going to be the first brave straight guy to see two women together and think “hmm”….

In a world where your entire long-stewing, hugely-expensive project can be completely undone by one of the first promo images being goofy as fuck…..I dunno, man.

Well this cant be realllloh lord it is.

Why the hell you would make one of the first promo images of your underdog CGI movie be of someone with a dead-eyed Polar Express stare in 2026 is beyond me.

Big news out of Apple and Onion today. Keeping a close eye on my Boysenberry stocks

In this panel drawn by Jack Kirby, a desperate looking man shouts "I...need a marijuana! I gotta have a reefer!" Three men are standing around him and one says "Talk first! Start talking!"

I don't wanna tax the rich.

The rich want to surveil me for using a bank. The rich want to suppress my wages & conscript me into debt slavery if I get injured at work. The rich want my kids to outsource THOUGHT to a computer program that poisons their air.

I wanna go full Vlad Tepes mode on them.

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Honoring Lucasfilm’s 55th Anniversary In the spring of 1971, George Lucas quietly established a new company to carry his future projects.

"55 years ago today on April 20, 1971, Industrial Light & Magic’s parent company, Lucasfilm, was established by then 26-year-old George Lucas in Mill Valley, California. It was a relatively quiet moment, more of necessity than anything else. There were no formal announcements."