How’d you guys spend your Sunday nights as kids? Were you the kind to start fretting about the end of the weekend and the impending doom of Monday morning, or did you hang back and just try to enjoy the free time you had?
i like to think they're up to Ocean's Twenty Five in the alternate universe where bernie mac is still going strong. timmy chalamet just joined the crew as a cajun airboat pilot to rob a riverboat casino
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When trying to justify the end of Lost, those guys often pointed to how mysterious the Force was when Ben explains it to Luke, without realizing THE FORCE ISN’T A MYSTERY BOX & THAT EVERYTHING THE AUDIENCE *EVER* NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THE FORCE IS CLEARLY EXPLAINED WITHIN THAT SCENE
Abrams and the Lost guys kept pointing at the first act of Star Wars as an example of mystery box storytelling that justified their own abuse of that gimmick, without realizing that the ‘’mysteries” at the start of SW aren’t load-bearing questions that the entire rest of the story centered around
I spent 20 years waiting to see if JJ Abrams had any tricks up his sleeve other than the mystery box thing, and I have no idea why I’m still surprised that it turned out that he had absolutely nothing: youtu.be/yazbVKv0tr4?...
this tumblr thread screenshot shows a tiny yellow bird with its talons on a dead mole person A: so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and I just cannot get over this picture. it looks like a kind of photo hunters take with their kills. I"m losing it. person b: that's his tinder profile person c; GREAT TITS CAN AND DO KILL
GREAT TITS CAN AND DO KILL
I got some freeze dried cheese treats for Murdoch and they're not bad! especially for dog treats. if you like chedder cheese but wish it was really really really hard while still tasting the same in a way that's actually a little distressing given the texture, I can recommend this dog food
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no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend
Also:
If you see this, post an Image you saved because it made you laugh.
YOU MARRIED WELL
(This is also why shambling piles of nothing-but-references or cynical fuck-the-audience-for-caring posturing is why The Angry Video Game Nerd or Redlettermedia’s attempts to parlay their internet fame into movies failed so miserably.)
Nirvanna/Band/Show/Movie may be a riff on Back to the Future, but more than just regurgitating surface-level stuff from that flick, this shows how those guys have a deeper understand of how/why that movie worked in the first place, and applied that heart to their own stupid-as-fuck tribute.
You could make a double feature out of Josie and the Pussycats + Starship Troopers in that they were largely ignored because most people (weirdly) took them at face value.
In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head
Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute
The greatest special effect a movie ever had was Rosario Dawson doing *anything*, or Evil Rachel Leigh Cook:
Despite most of my friends being in the punk scene (Fugazi, Don Caballero, Anti-flag, etc) around the turn of the century, the lure of the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack was too strong and so we’d drive around blasting that and mall punk candy like Green Day’s Warning at top volume:
Oh hey, this weekend is the 25th anniversary of the release of the Josie and the Pussycats movie!
It may not be the greatest movie ever made, but it *is* one of God’s perfect films: the best possible version of itself that could’ve reasonably ever been.
I would die for this lady.
was once New Amsterdam.
There’s an alternate reality next door where The Duck Factory was just as big of a hit as Cheers or The Wonder Years: youtu.be/XGBNsM70e-A?...
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The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons
Count Dante's famous ad for his services as "THE DEADLIEST MAN ALIVE," which says in part: "Yes, this is the DEADLIEST and most TERRIFYING fighting art known to man—and WITHOUT EQUAL. Its MAIMING, MUTILATING, DISFIGURING, PARALYZING and CRIPPLING techniques are known by only a few people in the world. An expert at DIM MAK could easily kill many Judo, Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, and Gung Fu experts at one time with only finger-tip pressure using his murderous POISON HAND WEAPONS. Instructing you step by step thru each move in this manual is none other than COUNT DANTE — THE DEADLIEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED!"
RPG campaign premise:
You're all students of someone exactly like Count Dante. He put out the following advertisement for his services. However, he's a humbug and a coward and refuses to fight any challengers, so it's up to you, his students, to fight his enemies for him.
A large, ring-shaped Lucrehulk-class droid control ship orbits the green and blue planet Naboo, surrounded by several smaller Vulture droids in the dark expanse of space.
BREAKING NEWS
In response to the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo, the Republic announces a blockade of Naboo.
Fun fact: the giant fat external fuel tank that the Shuttle piggybacks on became orange in later flights when NASA realized how much time, money (and weight) they were wasting by painting those orange tanks white just for aesthetics.
I think Starship Troopers would be an essential film to study, being as how it takes a rightwing text absolutely literally and doesn't attempt to sand off the edges. It's not a rightwing film, but it allows you to see what a rightwing film might look like.
