Kitten I’ll be honest, daddy’s about to commit genocide

There’s a lovely solitary confinement establishment in the fade I can set you up in.

Feeling crazy. Might find a dalish clan to sacrifice. More at 11

Woah, woah, are you raising your voice...at the best god who ever did live, no one gods quite like him, everyone says he’s the best god, no one else can compare to this god, Lord Elgar’nan?

Next year i would like a SpongeBob piñata.

See they contain the proper nutrients for Lusacan. And you let them escape.

im not that short

I try and I try. And this is what I get in return?

ok Elgar’Quaad

Lusacan complained of indigestion the last time he feasted on the venatori. I do not trust them or their diet at the moment to have ANY positive effect.

Anyone in the mood to… sacrifice themselves in honor of the best god who ever did live, no one gods quite like him, everyone says he’s the best god, no one else can compare to this god, Lord Elgar’nan? 👁️🫦👁️

I NEEF A MF’ON VACATION THESE VENATORI FUCKED UP BY LETTING ROOK GO THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO CRY WHEN I SACRAFICED THEM INSTEAD????? BE SO FR RN!!!!!!!!!!!

Solas, Mythal, Elgar'nan, ... My list is very long. They are all hot messes.

Excellent.

I’ve only just come across your account (instant follow) but I fear you may like this GIF I made…

Shrek as Elgar’nan.

WHATEVER DWEEBS. BOYCOTT IF YOU WANT.
#ELGAR'CON2025 FOREVER!!

#LusacanIsSoLargeAndBeautiful

Because that would mean you would have to be my favorite son.

Sorry I'm not home right now. I'm organizing a cartpool to Arlathan to celebrate Elgar'Con.

“DrAgOn AgE DaY” Incorrect. It is Lusacan Day.

you will join me, and give thanks to the all father who brought you all the mercy of the blight.

Things to know:
- admin is 30+
- minors DNI
- this is purely shitposting, don’t expect serious roleplay to come out of this account. i do this for fun when i remember the account exists
- flirting & suggestive banter is ok
- idk much elven and i’m too lazy to utilize the lexicon

We must cancel Mythal

that’s weird, that’s suspicious