I keep forgetting this exists lol

I would like to go to there

How yall doin over here, Bluesky?

Love you tooooo! 💕

I will be buying a wirkin. It’s so camp lmao

Survival of the good enough is too real lmao

Wait this makes sense! hmmm 🤔

Like… evolutionarily… having a mate with poor vision is a risk so why does it make them so cute?

What is it about glasses?

I am SCREAMING 😭

It’s so interesting when the uber driver puts on rnb when I get in the car

Drawing of a hamster pouring hot water into a pourover pot to make coffee with the caption "Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day."

Self-care!

Ok

Riveting, keep us updated

That’s tea, your honor…

Cicely Tyson was born 100 years ago today.

New day, new gym crush

WE BROKE 8, < 9 min avg AND angel numbers? Cant tell me nothing today

Caniac Pro Max + NSLXF + T w/ a Large Unsweet Arnold P!

And ALWAYS stopping at Cane’s! It’s mandatory at this point

You are the light. It’s not on you, it’s in you. 💡

3 guys standing around this other guy while he does reps. Is that gay?

🤭

Nah, I have resolve throughout the year

A kindergarten teacher made an advice video for CEOs to avoid being shot this Christmas season. She casually wrapped a present whilst explaining the same things she explains regularly to the children in her school. The same children who’ve had to be trained in mass shooter drills for decades.

I hate having obligations sometimes lol

Welcome to Nightvale

I tried to take a photo with @laveaucontraire.com and she told me NO #LaveauOVER

Exactly