freddie mercury saying "Nice! I knew kickin' dogs would bring Karl and me together!" standing next to karl marx

i used to do this with my sketchbook and then i Gave Up and now idek where my sketchbook is

be better than me

Its important to give up every day at 1pm

both came out well into my adulthood and i've seen both

tadc is the kind of thing i'd genuinely recommend to moots whose opinions i respect with confidence that they'd at least get something out of it

hazbin hotel is something i'm genuinely embarrassed to admit that i've watched as an adult

What’s interesting about ADHD is that tasks your brain doesn’t like (which is out of your control and can change daily) will feel physically painful to you in a way that’s hard to articulate. ADHD isn’t “work is boring”. It’s “My brain hates this tasks so much that it’s sending me pain signals”

full-body drawings of an anthro lunatone and solrock (respectively moon and sun-shaped meteorite pokemon). the lunatone is wearing a mostly white kimono with a blue, water-like gradient near the bottom. she has dark blue gauntlets and leg-wraps, and silver armoured points on the tips of her moon-shaped head. on her back is a basket filled with bamboo branches, and she's dual-wielding hatchets. the solrock is wearing a black robe over leggings that resemble punk, leather pants. the sleeves and the bottom of the robe are shredded and billowing out in a way that resembles fire. hair-like flames emerge from a crack in her head, and she's wearing a burning furnace on her back. she's weilding a red naginata with a jirachi-shaped incense burner hanging near the tip

i wanted my jirachi to have friends so i made a lunatone/solrock duo (she/her for both please!!)

buy one of these

a round echidna

look at this thing

can i borrow $20

well-meaning character: [makes bad decision while under extreme mental strain]
too many viewers: this character is morally evil

"We reserve the right to boot your ass on vibes" is literally an essential aspect to establishing a functional community, because "you will only be removed if you break these specific articulated rules" means that some douchebag will go just short of breaking those rules and drive people away.

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

You can be a good person & still have a past that would ruin your reputation at the wrong dinner table. Life is weird like that. Sometimes your worst years are what make you better later. And sometimes the reason you're so careful now is because you remember the damage you were capable of. That's the uncomfortable origin story of a lot of good people. Turns out shame can grow a conscience if you let it.

Realest post I have read today

i said what i said

they stole an hour from women

UNOWN COOL S

it's neato

This commercial for 7UP soda starring Orlando Jones should go on record as one of the most insane advertisements ever aired on television.

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

Youtuber watching how Birds fly: "The RISE of Pigeons-- The FALL of Pigeons-- The RISE of Pigeons: How Birds Shaped a-- The DOWNFALL of Pigeons: It's SO Over-- The RISE--"

she's tired of being the butt of the joke

Calling the ambulance to drive me from the Golden Corral buffet to the urgent care to get my stomach pumped then back to the Golden Corral. Save my seat

@MILFmassacre i don't give a fuck if i live in a glass house i'm still throwing rocks at you. fuck my fucking house

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

Me: Hey... I LIKE this unconventional little beep boop song!

Music Recommendation Engine: How about this one

Me: Yeah I like this one too!

Music Recommendation Engine: I diagnose you with autism