Gonna make myself a shami kebab toasted sandwich and enjoy it with Supi 😊 #Superman @channel5_tv

"Sky has rated the following film PG." I agree, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets is pretty good 😃👍🏼

LOL @ Eastenders! 🤣 And they say wrestling is fake. Good Lord 🤦‍♂️

Received a pay rise and genuinely can't believe how much I'm paid for the little I do. Truly blessed 🙏

Vincent isn't going to be good Kompany tonight 🤭 #MUNBUR

"THE WORLD CUP SHOULDN'T BE IN QATAR" 😂😂😂😂😂 Best World Cup ever!!! #ARGFRA #Qatar2022

How multicultural was I last night?
- I'm Pakistani (Asia) / Kenyan (Africa)
- My date was Brazilian (South America)
- We watched England vs. France (Europe)

All we needed was to wear cork hats and we'd have covered off Australia/Australasia too 😂

Thanks to Morocco's goalkeeper Bono, Portugal still haven't found what they're looking for 🙊 #MARPOR #Qatar2022    #FIFAWorldCup

I hope the BBC have provided the pundits and commentators with extra Kleenex's tonight with Messi playing. #NEDARG #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

Brazil getting knocked out is great news for Man Utd. Casemiro, Fred and Antony can get back to club duties sooner than anticipated. #BRACRO #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

Today I watched Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke after so many years, and man, I forgot how many good songs that movie had 👌🏼

Gareth Southgate's next team talk after having seen Brazil tonight: "Right lads, I'll be honest... It's not coming home."

#BRAKOR #BRA #KOR #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

Dani Alves and Neymar have had their teeth whitened 😁 #CMRBRA #CMR #BRA #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup

If you're watching the #POLARG game, look out for Argentina's No.10, Lionel Messi. He's a diminutive attacking midfielder with plenty of tricks in his locker. Reports from South America suggest that if he reaches his potential, he could go on to become as good as Harry Maguire.

If Wales can string four of five passes together, they have what it takes to come back and beat England 6-3 😜

Danny Gabbidon sounds exactly like Tom Kerridge! It's uncanny 🤯 #ENG    #WAL    #WALENG #ENGWAL #Qatar2022    #FIFAWorldCup

LOO-HEE-VAN-HAALSH ARMY! #NEDQAT #NED #QAT #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup

I want a nice warm pair of tits to rest my head on this winter 😊

Manchester United 2-0 Luis Suarez 😊 #POR #URU #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup

Debate around whose goal that was, Fernaldo or Ronandes? 🤔 #PORURU #POR    #URU    #FIFAWorldCup       #Qatar2022

Morota scores for Spain to put them in the lead against Germany.   

Incidentally, Morata is also what you need when you want to make extra chappatis. (One for the Asians there 😉).

#ESP    #GER    #ESPGER #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup

I've just noticed that the entire Moroccan team have pretty much the same haircut. #BELMAR #BEL #MAR #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

Just seen a video clip of a Welsh fan being interviewed after Iran beat Wales, and he says it's "Iran's biggest win since Iron Sheik beat Bob Backlund at Wrestlemania!" 🤣🤣 @the_ironsheik #WALIRN #Qatar2022    #FIFAWorldCup

I think deep down, a lot of women find it endearing that men have no control over their penis 🍆

Do wish they'd stop banging on about wearing the LGBTQ+-×÷= armband. You're in a country where it's illegal. It's not all about you. Respect other countries and cultures. #ENG    didn't wear it, get over it, shut the fuck up and get on with football. #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup

Hey @BBC, where was this energy to discuss human rights when France, who imposed bans on the face veil, hosted Euro 2016?

Exactly. So go fuck yourself. 😊

The West: "The World Cup should be inclusive."

Also the West: "But only if that means others accept our beliefs and culture, not the other way around, so it shouldn't be in Qatar."

Fuck right off 😂
#Qatar2022 #FifaWorldCup

I thought I tuned in to watch the World Cup, not the sports/news hybrid programme about what's wrong with Qatar. The BBC and West can't stand that a Muslim country is hosting it - and their burning jealousy and hatred just makes it all the more satisfying 😊 #Qatar2022

A very good Saturday morning to you all 🌤

"We could still have a Messi-Ronaldo final, my wall chart tells me that could happen."

- Martin Keown 😂 @talkSPORT