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They not only won’t cancel; they’ve handed the entire event over to the fascists.

Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth are sitting at CBS’ table.

FCC’s Brendan Carr has actually been invited, while he’s trying to take away press freedoms.

They have no shame.

Truly, satire is dead. A tiny meaningless and unseen act, self- congratulated as bravery. GROSS.

Affordable merchandise (especially clothes) that wasn’t made of complete garbage.

And buttermint life savers.

We know it’s “not all men”.

We don’t need you to shout it at us.

Our issue is we can’t possibly tell which men will hurt us until it’s way past too late.

1 in 3 women experience sexual assault. The real number is likely much higher.

We must approach all men with caution.

I work in healthcare & couldn’t sleep at night, wondering if the system & my family would make it. Everything was so hard. However, people reacting by ditching the vulnerable to ”return to normal” means it’s STILL a hard time for my immunocompromised ass. And now I know many view me as expendable.

I’m one of those weaker people, one who *still* wears a mask frequently, and same.

I spent all day working in our broken healthcare system and will do the same tomorrow. Tureen of hot fudge, please.

And a tv-centric crossword puzzle!

it’s disturbing how much American policy reflects a hatred of children. Since forever, kids have been viewed as property and pawns.

That’s not new either.

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He also left the Catholic Church in 2019?

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Too many people on BlueSky this reminder today. I just read a post calling him “ballsy.”

No, he’s an opportunist and a fascist. End of.

Amazing and hugely important. We must not let them kill mRNA research.

What dignity and integrity?

I hope you are right, but I’m unconvinced.

Yes. So many folks in thede comments are missing this. Also the fact that having access to Israel is militarily important in the Middle East. Donnie and his henchmen do not care one whit about Jewish people.

Because a lot of Americans agree with racism and antisemitism?

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

While he’s certainly out of touch, I think it’s more likely this represents him being forgetful rather than never hearing of a corner store. No matter, his supporters will instantly dismiss this as a concern, and craft a story about how Donnie is purposefully trolling or something.

I was also thinking there is space for moar blanket.

this is just to say

I have had an issue
fetching the posts
that were
on the timeline

and which you
were probably
hoping
to doomscroll

forgive me
the takes were so hot
and so
rate limited

*Fervently.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it)-

This guy hasn’t been able to go to the dog park in six months due to chemotherapy. Fervebtly hoping we’ll be there this summer.

I love that name:

“Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits. in thy mercy.”

Where else are you going to get your medical care?

I only get my medical care in ballrooms.

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!