The garbage disposal has the worst self esteem of any household appliance

Garth Marenghi Giving an interview in a dark leather jacket and purple tie

I know people who sort their laundry before washing it and they’re all cowards

Tree obscuring part of the view of a sunny neighborhood and lovely clouds over the Sangre de cristo mountains

Yard’s Ale

Sourdough starter

Forbidden slurry

Nutritious slurry

Captain’s slog

It can be really dramatic out here!

🤯

Red mesa and cliffs in New Mexico near the continental divide

Big clouds and multicolored mesas and cliffs in New Mexico

Gulches near me

Catering

Massive shoutout to John Chorizo, the inventor of chorizo

*Eartha Kitt voice

Burgrave, Burgher, Burgmann, these titles are proof of the fact that medieval people loved burgers

*Right before I get hit with a ray of enfeeblement

I cast Medical Power of Attorney!

Hammond Cheese

It should be against the law for the president to post

They’re hating your guts on innards chat

Fuck lawns, all my homies hate lawns

Free range rude. People out there acting like they were raised by wolves.

RIP Ötzi you would have loved indoor plumbing

*Layla intensifies

Bert and Ernie dolls laying face down

Bert and Ernie will be executed for their crimes

L. “Beau” Gris

Crowd pleaser

4 large chicken milanesa cutlets finished

I used to make this for the kids once a week or so in LA, kind of got out of the habit. Maybe I’ll do it more often now

Răzvan, I guy I met in Romania in 2005, said the most Romanian thing I've ever heard: "Americans, I believe you curse when you are angry. Romanians… we curse when we are sad. This is a result of our history." I feel like these days we're doing some Romanian-style sad cursing over here, good job all!

Milanesa posting