Truly. The 3 boys I never let sit next to each other

I walked in there to give him a bathroom break and I’m not sure I hid my “wtf is going on” face very well

a man wearing a yellow jacket and scarf is standing in a crowd of people . ALT: a man wearing a yellow jacket and scarf is standing in a crowd of people .

My colleague today while proctoring my ELA state test, had his desks arranged in groups instead of separated into rows, and then let 7th graders choose their own seats. Then he had the audacity to ask me if they were always behaved like this

Bro. You know what to do

🤔

Until the current owner sells the team, we don’t claim them

I’m with Huckleberry here

One might think it a requirement to drive on the PA turnpike with some kind of Philadelphia sports decal on the back of your car

Look what just came on shuffle. I blame @sulkirk.bsky.social 😡

I mean I don’t even need to say it, you’re all thinking what I’m thinking right???

He knows what’s up

Was this an indoor show? Because that’s crazy business

HAHAHAH LETS GO! Thank you for spreading the word

The girls are taking selfies in the Wawa bathroom get it

King of Prussia, bitches

I may not me at the Sphere, however!!!!

That’s what I do best

No

Here’s hoping

I was wondering why the first track on Charlie Puth’s album sounded so familiar and shit he actually turned Jimmy Fallon’s voicemail into a song 🤣🤣🤣

*technically soft boileds bc I like em jammy

Nothing can make me gag quite like wolfing down three hard boileds for breakfast

Cope

🤣🤣🤣

I didn’t even know until T told me last night and I laughed and I laughed

TO OPEN VEGAS CAN YOU IMAGINE