I am back and more ungovernable than ever.

so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life

man, what happened to the world?

if you see my bluesky dad there, can you tell him to come home? he went out to buy cigarettes and never came back

🙂

silhouette of cat in windowsill with glowing yellow eyes from camera flash

the sentinel has been activated

yeehaw

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'kony 2012' as a knuckle tattoo was my best work

hi jarl nice to meet you

card text is a little too on-the-nose

that's true

me on my phone every night after bedtime dabs:

Snoop Dogg talking into a microphone at Caroline's Cannabis in Hopedale, MA

found snoop dogg at the weed store in rural massachusetts

hell yeah brother

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no that's normal, don't let anybody tell you that isn't a perfectly acceptable way to live your life

I'm sorry to hear that, doctor bussyfullofsquidink

sounds like a pretty rad kid

I have no idea if my parting shot landed, my account is gone and I have no way to check if my last tweet is still up, but c'est la vie.

*newskie posts a banger*

kid's got some moves. give 'em a reskeet, see what they can do

I think it's short for nartalie

woke up with this weird new "x" app on my phone be careful of this new virus I uninstalled it to be safe

gm have a blessed day 🙏

it's about da Mets baby! love da Mets alright let's go get a home run baby love da Mets let's go Mets

(Crouching down, placing one hand on some train tracks) ... hmm.. something big made these tracks .. (un-slinging rifle) something very big.. (train whistle echoing in distance)