The NYT crossword team sure know just about every fact about orca whales and enoki mushrooms.

Halfway through. So fun!

Only question is if the market is gullible enough to be fooled a third time.

Hollywood bar idea:

Writer's Draught

No law against high-fivin'!

Why is Vader so mad at Admiral Ozzel? The Rebels had decided to evacuate Hoth long before O exited hyperspace. So Vader's premise that O messed this up is insane. And that coming out early alerted the Rebels is so... And then we're told that O did it for surprise? Surprise? How can that make sense?

It's always Christmas Day somewhere.

(Workshopping a new catchphrase.)

It doesn't have to be the NFL Combine, but Senate candidates should have to be measured and rated on their physical capacity to filibuster.

Sweets are dumb. Why would you ever not be eating salty.

You knew what you were getting into. If you didn't want a guy who couldn't stop eating Pretzel Goldfish, you shouldn't have married me.

This did better numbers on instagram.

Wife refuses to admit that our air filter samples the Severance theme.

When I say I watched a season of television, I mean I watched 7 scenes from last week and part of a finale

From the dudes who brought you Lost

I was going to joke that this is AI. A human couldn't do this. There are limits to how good a thing a person can do.

But I watched it again and now I'm like wait is this AI?

A computer virus in human form.

I secretly disappear the Christmas and birthday gifts my children receive that I deem too loud, sticky, or annoying. And regift them for other kids' bdays. In this way I wrong the original giver, my kids, and the family of the receiver of the annoying toy. But I sleep just fine at night about it.

Yoooooooo who did this 😅😅😅

The doctor's office is an arena. The strongest combatants emerge with a prescription for antibiotics. The weak? A suggestion for an over the counter drug... And therefore almost certain death.

pizza rat to the tune of pete the cat come on bluesky this isn't brain surgery