Look at all these unhinged gnomes I saw yesterday! The one with the wild hat talking to the butterfly is me.

Which one are you?

A big fluffy puppy

And pet them

Get a baby tortoise!

Sometimes after work on a Monday, you just need a warm soak.

Especially if you pooped on yourself.

Did you see all the ones she saw in Alaska?

I never got to see one in the wild either. 😭

Tortoise

What language are you even speaking?

They were calling to me, but I can never win those stupid claw machine games.

It's not a good idea to put tortoises together unless they're in a little colony. Plus, Tilly requires greater care because she's a baby. They're also different species and different genders so when Tilly does become sexually mature, she could produce mixed-species eggs, which is highly frowned upon

We Are All in an Abusive Relationship And Trump Is the Abuser We Can't Escape

Off to buy some emotional support cheese balls!

We gotta do what we can during these perilous times!

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She’s savage. My adult Russian tortoise ate his in three bites.

Both torts got outside today. Tytus was in his outdoor enclosure and Tilly has closely supervised yard time with me. I even got a rare pic of the tortoises together.

Probaby got a cease and desist letter or something.

I'm glad. Have you seen the baby one ripping dandelions to shreds? It's like a horror movie.

Sometimes book research requires one to message random reptile experts on FB with questions about PA native reptile ownership permits.

And yes, I'm writing a rom com.

And yes, I almost always send them a picture of one or both of my tortoises.

Flowers are back on the menu!

What was there?

Those pre-auths--prove why you need this medicine to be alive. Ugh.

My cavapoo likes to hunt. He has caught several rabbits and a squirrel (it bit him in the face so he let it go.) They could team up and removed pesky prey animals from people's houses. Not only would be an adorable buddy adventure, we could make a killing using their skillzzzz.

“Our nervous systems cannot handle this sustained level of stress. Last week Trump threatened to commit mass genocide and this week he’s got a beef with the Pope while also AI cosplaying as Jesus Christ.

It’s too much.”

Read on…

And you doubted Cookie!

All his time she was playing the long game.

Here’s something to buy with your tax return.

Why is everyone white?

Oh yeah. Those guys don’t believe in DEI. I’m shocked a woman made it into the image at all.

These are the largest dandelion flowers I’ve ever seen! The tortoises will love them.

But only because he was mocked, not because he is decent.

Ok, but if it WAS 1996, you’d be so psyched.

Glad we resorted to blockading a blockade. 🤦🏼‍♀️

But I guess it’s better than threatening mass genocide last week.

How did we get in a timeline worse than the worst timeline?

My dog (Kobie the cavapoo) and my neighbor’s dog (Guinness the golden retriever) are trying to dig in their sides of the fence so they can make a tunnel between our yards.

I’m convinced these two buddies will find a way.

She’s a legend in her own mind.