The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
If the Pope is suppose to stay out of political matters..
Shouldn’t the politicians stay the fuck out of religious matters?? 🤔
A blue whale’s poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second-largest piece of shit in the world — just behind Donald Trump. 🤷🏻♂️
Does anyone have an update on if there are any dogs and cats left in Springfield, Ohio? Asking for the humane society
#USDemocracy
Any other President, any other country, any other time, he’d be impeached, imprisoned and disgraced.
Reagan was demented for years. Everyone knew. As often happens the illness didn't touch his essential nature (sweet), nor what was deepest in him - an ability to say his lines, hit his marks. Trump is naturally an asshole, & the only thing he really knows how to do is fight.
Doctor, Doctor... give me the news...
Straight from the Mussolini playbook
And now a word from the Senator representing FloriDUH
Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.
This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.
It actually would be worth building him his golden phallus on the Moon if we could send him with it
If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.
The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.
"So who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever the universe has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?"
Carl Sagan
At a packed Budapest metro station, crowds of Hungarians are chanting: “Russia, go home.”
It’s our turn now. #Vote
US President threatening genocide and sharing snuff videos worldwide
Americans are assholes for allowing this psychopath to remain free,let alone in power
I hope Americans understand the joke of a nation they have
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The President of the United States commemorates Easter by threatening war crimes and dropping an F-bomb
We need a new president, immediately, insomuch as this one has lost all control over his faculties
Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."
former White House official Anthony Scaramucci confirms Donald Trump is completely compromised. He reveals both Putin and Netanyahu have massive blackmail material on him. The US President is literally a hostage to foreign powers!
A man who murders children in other countries will rape children in this one.
Just watch dear leader spin this as good news for our beautiful American farmers.
“They were going to come. It was going to be a big thing. We were going to go to the beach right after. All those plans had to go out the window because they said ICE would be here."
The Roman Empire had the largest most expensive army in the world, but it had bad generals and insane moron emperors that fought stupid wars and it died.
Anyone getting Déjà vu?
I don’t think a drunken, abusive Fox host and an insane old man limping around wearing a girdle, platform shoes, lifts, and a dyed rat on his head should be in charge of the U.S. military.
