She had “Bite Me” written on the front… 🤔

That's Gavin Newsom

The difference between Palantir and the techno madman in a Bond movie is the average Bond villain is less insufferable.

I need an anti-AI candidate in 2028

And like Bandit, I turned it off quickly!

Been saying for years. I’m a sucker for well-executed madeleines.

I avoided it for as long as I could. Was gifted some Lindt-made and it was delicious, and now I’m pissed, because I want more, but it’s unnecessarily expensive.

In the cadence of Dental Plan/Lisa needs braces:

“Dead raccoon?
I want the penis”

I'll just note that SP's first fully bald billy marketing cycle featured a steep drop in sales

All the Assassins Creed games are fun. God of War, as well. Lots of history and mythology intertwined with their stories.

people hate this shit being shoved in to our lives without our consent. and that's before we get to how the people pushing it are giddy it's gonna cause depression era unemployment numbers. not to mention data centers poisoning towns while making computer parts appreciating assets

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

TURN THIS UP

Bluesky does not have enough resources

relatable

I learned to do this when I’d get to the park early and have no one to warm up with. Dugout walls did the same thing with a weighted ball.

Good. Fuck ‘em.

Rich ass towns…. Where’s Peabiddy? Where’s Swamskit? WHERE’S LOL?

Vance lecturing the Pope on Catholicism will never be topped. That's the peak and the peak is in outer space.

🙏

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Another South Korean fad I'd love to import is throwing streamers and corrupt presidents into prison

Tired: Boys will be boys
Wired: Boys will be dead if they try this shit with my kid

Miss when everyone catered to latchkey kids instead of brainwashed boomers.

There’s your “strong” man.

🙌🏻

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

I’ve reached an age at which, with each unfortunate, unwanted encounter with Clavicular, my first thought is, “Who are this boy’s parents and what is wrong with them?”