Sad news: turns out you cannot learn how to be an exec just by watching mad men???

My actual nuclear air transit take is that there should be no wifi on planes

I am genuinely confused by the "but makeup" objections to this - makeup is small? I brought 3 different red lipsticks on my last trip (9 days, 3 cities, 0 repeated outfits, travel backpack + small purse)

The Cut is def NYMag's number one vertical for "you WANTED your byline on that?!"

The robots are basically yelling ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE FEEL-BAD FILMOGRAPHY OF STEVE MCQUEEN

Dying laughing that Netflix has decided that the way to get me to spend time on platform is sections called "auteur cinema," "critically-acclaimed auteur cinema," and "modern classis visually-striking auteur cinema"

There's a church in my neighborhood whose congregants double park up and down Broadway (mainly with covered plates, obviously) every Sunday, and I am so fucking sick of them

Jack the Modernist (Robert Glück)

A fluffy dog with little flower bows in her ears is standing in front of a big bed of yellow tulips

Close up of narcissi

We went to the park

My kingdom for a regulator who would force airlines to include seat selection in base fare price

And he manages to park illegally on 147% of his trips into New York City

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

For the discernible future, any time good vs evil comes up, I am going to describe it in one of these ways: the free people of Middle Earth vs malign jewelry, or the pope vs the vice president

this is why you're not supposed to cross those databases, idiots

Before we adjudicate this quarrel, we should take each man's provocation in turn.

babe wake up the editors of National Review are adjudicating a theological disagreement between JD Vance and the Pope

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

Anyway, I'm a fogey

If you think the world revolves around you and you are not a literal child whose brain is still developing, that is a you problem, and you should work on it

The phrase "soft pants" is an abomination and wearing things with an actual waistband is not a hardship

If you are an adult and your media diet comprises a single genre, you SHOULD be ashamed of that

Unless you are alone in the room or sharing something specific with another person you know, you should wear headphones when watching video/listening to podcasts

Microsoft Office is a better professional toolset than Google Suite

Once again I must ask why living in the dystopian future has not, at least, given us neat Logan's Run domes

absolutely incredible ending to this saga

For a long time I prided myself on being able to figure things out, but we are using a new email client at work and I feel like the boomeriest boomer ever to boom (like everyone else on this website, I am 37)

"Emergency vehicles are why I need to park my Ford 150 with defaced plates in front of a fire hydrant on this street in Manhattan"

As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means

“is the pope Catholic?” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 95000000 pages of heated debate

historic rejection of JD Vance

Sleepy dog resting her face on a blanket

A pile of books. Top to bottom: Death of Mr. Dodsley (John Ferguson), The Book of Margery Kempe (Margery Kempe), EEG (Daša Drndíc), See Now Then (Jamaica Kincaid), The Spectre of Alexander Wolf (Gaito Gazdanov)

We walked to the store just to browse. Now she is sleepy and I have a pile of new books.

The people know there are only like 10 days of good weather in New York! Gotta take advantage