big life update i have acquired and eaten like half a box of holiday grapes. great little orbs of sweetness

got a discount at the hardware store simply by asking vietnamesely

@mikeindustries.com i have consumed TWO types of grapes that i thought were holiday grapes and they were so strange! berkeley bowl carries cotton candy and gum drop grapes and they both taste freakishly like their names. why!!!!

but i have since googled it and these are not right …. more to come

i talk a lot of shit about centrists but i’m kinda a centrist about taylor swift

Almost 9 months ago, our press colleague Anas Al-Sharif removed his press vest following the announcement of a ceasefire.

And then we saw what happened next. May we ensure the bombs actually end this time.

I wish he, and so many more, were here with us.

i like the first four tracks (including father figure!) but then quality declines sharply for me. my issue with father figure is why not sample!!! like we are already here let’s make it more

currently too rich in grapes to procure more… will @ you with my verdict when i do!!! very busy over here collecting taylor swift thoughts

not historically a huge grape head but i’m listening and learning

i haven’t but i will investigate

everyone loves stone fruit season …but let me tell you, just had a phenomenal grape

gen ai content now being unavoidable at work and in life… we are all truly peasants forced to eat slop

mumbling look at our feminists dawg we are never getting free. but to myself, as i google hair botox

i’d like to start a business called “party city” but get it right this time

i love watching videos of ppl making big sandwiches on the beach. it doesn’t make any sense. the comment section is with me. she’s getting roasted for bringing a pepper grinder to the sea

i can see garfield the cat in my mind so clearly. , he’s asking how much of your life belongs to capital and how much of your life belongs to yourself

not to brag but went to the taqueria and got asked “mama is this a fake id”

i’m in the emoji team’s user research sessions telling them to make these guys look sadder and more distraught🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

have we asked ai if it even wants my job

television will desensitize you to the horrors of intubation

forgot the word and told my partner i’m having trouble with my rememories

ppl watching severance concerned they aren’t doing any work… you are on the wrong side of the revolution

fill half a mug with boiling water, then add room temp sink water. my recipe for water

never logging into clubhouse again was the first domino to fall towards return to work

we can convince tech ceos to bring back remote work by collectively pretending we’ll use their audio social and workplace vr products

letterboxd needs to let me review lifes little moments so it can be twitters true successor

too many celebs guest stars in only murders. benefit concert ass show

new eo to put lead back in paint increasing the number of serial killers by 2045

rather than make Trump look good, this just so deeply underscores how monstrous Biden is. none of this had to happen, this is his legacy, any amount of good his administration did do is completely overshadowed by his indispensable role in a genocide

wanted to finish the official rewatch pod but i can’t finish a pod a day… i don’t have commuting hours for that anymore 😭

til you don’t get notified when you are added to a starter pack. had to find out organically that i’m sometimes smart and funny.