Cremated.

Obviously all the people in my family who died were related to me...

I dunno about that, I can't think of anyone in my family who died that wasn't related.

Well, except my Uncle Jack. He fell off a boat and they just left him down there.

Always?

I see Ryanair pilots still adherents to "just drop the fucking thing out of the sky onto the runway" school of landing.

S tier: Rock
Balanced and fair: scissors
Broken needs patch: paper

Yes, in-world at least.

They don't say their names - they're named after the sound they make.

With people as with most foodstuffs though, the ugliness outside doesn't affect the taste but the ugliness inside definitely does.

I am a homosexual man and I have packed brown shoes and a black belt for a work meeting where I am leading a full-day workshop and I will *never* forgive myself.

At the end of Season 4 of Dr Who Davros is going to set off a reality bomb and reduce all of existence to a fine dust and I would rather have that happen than being awake at this time to head out for a flight.

For twins it amazes me because Waffles has short, coarse hair that doesn't shed much but Pancakes has this soft velvety fluff that comes off her in clumps and gets everywhere.

Is he, y'know, an

🎶Get up, come on, get down with the sickness....🎶

This is terrific and it's where Granny really starts to come into her own as one of Pratchets most important characters.

I think the key to understanding his world view is to examine Granny, Vines, Death, and the Patrician. You can learn all about what he thought was true through their eyes.

You all love so much more exciting lives than me lol

A screengrab of a list: Their chief Names are as follows. Ellinor Roden, China Mary, Flying Horse Moll, Smal Coal Mary, Johannah the Ox-cheek Woman, Tub Nan, Sukey Pisquill, Garter Mary, Hardward Nan, Prety Criss, a Soldier of the 2d Regiment, Aunt England, a noted Soap Boyler, Pomegranate Molly, Orange Mary, an Orange Merchant near London-Bridge, Old Fish Hannah, Kate Hutton an old Man that never wears a Shirt, Thumbs and Waste Jenny, [p.39] Queen Irons, alias Pippin Mary, Hanover Kate, spouse to Pippin Mary, Miss Kitten, ( Oviat,) Rose Gudger, Black Moll, &c.

Tag yourself on this list of 18th century gay aliases

I would like to be known as a "noted soap boyler"

I will never again own anything that isn't covered in cat hair.

If I'm going to be awake I might as well do something useful around the house. Built two 40k units, and cleaned out the cat litter.

I love the way that we spent all this money on new bedding, new air purifier, new mattress, changing our life style and habits, enforcing a solid sleep routine, and now I get 5-6 hours max of incredibly deep sleep a night but spend the rest of the time metaphorically staring at the wall.

I always wanted mine t be D'Juanna Bang

It isn't changing anything to vote SNP in Scotland - we need to be voting Green here too.

HELLO HERES A GIANT POPUP BLOCKING THE SCREEN COMPLETELY THAT IS OFFERING YOU TEN PERCENT OFF YOU WANT TEN PERCENT OFF DONT YOU NO THAT X DOESNT WORK HAH HAH PSYCH YOU HAVE TO CLICK ‘NO I AM AN INNUMERATE IDIOT WHO DOESNT WANT TEN PERCENT OFF’ WAIT WHY ARE YOU CLICKING AWAY

Living the dream :)

So poorly house trained, it's awful.

At least I can teach rules to the cats!

One of my cats just wiped her arse on the bathmat so I'm up cleaning that.

I have never seen a show scream "designed by AI" as hard as 'Nashville 911’

The American has been excited all week to go out tonight, and then all the trains into the city are cancelled.

It's really tough just now waiting on his paperwork getting sorted. He feels trapped and helpless and I can't do anything to make it better.

Fantastic scene, it's a really great movie

Been awake for two hours now, nothing wrong but just woke up bursting with energy. Which was really useful at 3am - thanks brain.