My type is whatever the fuck Gojo and Qifrey are.

I will not be taking questions.

Witch Hat Atelier is what happens when we let the art students get into the spice.

The amount of ads for Depends adult diapers I get is disturbing and confusing but I'm sure they'll come in handy in thirty years.

Anyway happy zombie Jesus day, don't shit yourself™

barf

Daredevil, appropriately, has the best audio descriptions.

Elder scrolls IV: Oblivion is 20 years old today.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tomorrow, I'm going to pay a man to shove a finger up my ass and fiddle with my prostate.

Wild what insurance covers these days.

Donate to Help with My Dad's Funeral Expenses, organized by Nick Lowers My dad passed away at just 56 years old. We were estranged for a long time, and he str… Nick Lowers needs your support for Help with My Dad's Funeral Expenses

I hate doing this but I hate being on the hook for my estranged father's funerary expenses way more than I hated making a gofundme for them. If you can help at all, even just sharing this around, I'd greatly appreciate it.
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For those who come

MGS4 is being freed from PS3 jail!

Growing up is realizing that assistant director Walter Skinner was always hot.
#xfiles

I am so terrified of starting the new savages. The voice chat in my FC discord sounds like a cardiac event playlist.

I appreciate the tip! I've been hitting not interested a bunch and it doesn't seem to be helping. Time to make some feeds.

What in the everloving hell is going on with skylight? If you've been following me you know how badly I want to like this app but it's degrading fast. Instead of getting ONLY politics I'm now getting politics and people jacking off. No training it away. There has to be a better way.
#skylight

One day I won't fail Khloe but today is not that day.
#finalfantasy14 #ffxiv #finalfantasy

Hope your holidays are great! We got to hang out with the best friends for the first time in the year since we moved to Illinois! My heart and stomach are so full.

Murray Chrysler

My ancestry DNA results are the most Jerry Springer fuck ass thing I've ever read. My father's father isn't who my grandmother, a lifelong career prostitute, claimed it was. Shocking I know. I've connected with this new family I've never heard of on the level of Aunt, uncle, first cousins. Hoooo

Since the cleveland browns returned in 1999, they've had 42 different starting quarterbacks. But yeah, build a new stadium in Brook Park Ohio. S+ move.

*heavy breathing*

FATE OF THE OLD REPUBLIC

FOTOR

I squealed. I made a noise so high pitch that my wife looked worried. The hype for this is immeasurable and I will be thinking about the release every single day until it's released.

May the force be with us holy crap. IT'S REAL

Clair obscur absolutely swept and deserved it all! MON AMI

Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording YouTube video by Stiletto

Gobble gobble motherfuckers

youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...

Fuck yes new York city!

In your mid thirties, tostitos medium queso dip begets a negative status effect.

A really tasty debuff.

Update: they're making a very small part of it walkable and it's nowhere near me but it's still neat. I really wish this city would take itself seriously enough to make it walkable for more than just a few people.

Governor Pritzker stands at a podium in front of a sign that reads “INVESTING IN ILLINOIS”

With a $10 million investment in Peoria, we’re converting Sheridan Rd into a modernized, urban three-lane road with sidewalks and a multi-use path.

With sidewalks!? Ever since moving to Peoria that's been my biggest complaint as a blind resident. Walking here is just impossible. This is the most exciting news I've heard in a while!

We just started the Mediterranean diet and neither of us has a tan or a role as an uncle on TV's 'Full House' yet.

This is an outrage.

Are you offering?