I just love Pete Buttigieg!!
So damn smart and stays calm.

There’s only one person he cares about.

Ugh, that's the same ugly gold crap that's now in the Oval Office.
So tacky.

Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump “It is time for the fighting to stop,” the Ukrainian president said.

Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump 🙂😂
Perfect as usual from @borowitzreport.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Will his gold tomb get tarnished by urine?

NO, TRUMP mismanaged COVID!
Cuomo had to step up and fill the void that the imbecile Trump left when he refused to take it seriously, because if he closed his eyes to it, COVID would disappear! Wouldn't want to risk the economy during an election year, after all.

The attacks on Biden while in the Middle East were especially egregious!
Then the asshole has the nerve to gets his panties in a bunch because Springsteen criticized him overseas.
🤬

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

"DOD will hereby EXECUTIVE the minimum..."
🤭

And he's on another field trip...
Just unbelievable, considering the chaos in the office.

So now IT contracts are 'wasteful'.
How much do you wanna bet that Elon will be the new 'Tech Support'???

Hey, where do I get MY check?
That’s not fair!

🤣🤣

Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top.

#HandsOff2025

Wouldn't it be nice if the USA believed this?!

*Revoking

Trump spelled MAGAt wrong...!!!!

His eldest child is now a trans woman, so that’s what he means by ‘he’s dead’!!
What freaking parent would say that out loud about their own child?!
That’s a shitty parent.
And that’s an understatement!!

I also was ticked off about Schumer--initially.
But shutdowns are always losers, and the Dems don't need the blame for the pain.
And in the end, Trump would get what he wants anyway.
THIS WAY, Trump has the rope to hang himself. Any bad economic/other news is squarely on TRUMP and GOP.
Let's watch.

And now marijuana distribution is a legal business.
Crazy.

Trump country will learn what no FEMA means.

We paid in, so we are 'entitled' to it!

benion Grieving a wasted life At a point in life when there are far too many days behind than ahead, one tends to re-elected in contrast to standing up for the reflect on a life lived. In my lifetime decades greater good? were devoted to protecting America. Sacri A compromised Supreme Court recently fices were made both by myself and my fam- trotted out a shallow token standards of Ily in military service. The tip of the spear: conduct for themselves. Apparently it's Countless weeks over the years were spent not a bribe to accept favors after a deci-sion; only before. Corporations are people? living at the end of a runway on alert with an Really? Whatever happened to Superman's armed B-52 as generations of aviators have motto of "truth, justice, and the American done before and since. way?" The purpose: if required, be airborne Pay-to-play is the theme of the day. Un- in minutes on a one-way trip bringing a challenged and uncontested blatant conflicts nuclear Armageddon to an adversary. Fly: of interest abound. The rule of law is situ- ing the unfriendly skies over North Viet- ational if adhered to at all. America can no nam provided a brief interlude, but overall, longer be trusted. The unbridled pursuit of this long line of silent sentinels stood firm power and wealth driven by unquenchable to protect America by deterring external greed has left service above self and Con- threats to our freedoms and way of life stitutional norms in the dustbin of a quaint across the decades. I was privileged to serve past. with men and women of integrity imbued Recently the VA said exposure to Agent with a sense of service. Orange is the probable cause of the can- I'm truly grateful that the B-52s we flew, which were built tough, were engineered cers I live with. Actually I suspect it's more from yet unspecified sources, which cause on scientific principles and fabricated by experienced, skilled workers rather than military pilots to have significantly higher founded on mere beli…

This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran.

Flashback:

Many of us have heard of Occam's Razor. It is a principle which states that the simplest explanation to a problem is often correct. An explanation is simpler if it involves fewer suppositions.

According to Occam's Razor, Donald Trump is a compromised Russian asset.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.
#TrumpTariffs #StockMarketCrash

the stock market is crashing so hard today it resembles a SpaceX rocket

Overheard: The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.