Not only should all video calls be off camera, I’d prefer everyone close their eyes for in-person meetings.

I mean he smirked. What else could the cop do?
Love when they put the stuff in the police report that makes it clear they were arrested for annoying a cop

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

tsa basic training.mov Dane Cook & Jason Sudeikis best TSA training skit ever (liquids and gels) Sorry for the quality, best I could do.

vimeo.com/644143946

I love when it's mid April in Louisville and you look up and it's like, "oh damn, I think Pearl Harbor is happening."

The you can always do an Italian accent meme, but it says: You can always playfully stereotype white Americans it's never racist and if it were, fair enough tbh

"Are you being ironic?"
"I mean, it probably started that way, but no. I was just earnestly being cheerful..."

I actually would support you as the Pope of Louisville.

This is my exact experience, weeks now. Not sad about it.
Also my kids are now saying PUT IT ON YOUR CABBAGE!!! which is also a positive.

Really enjoyed that one, especially the bit with Wickline being too normal for fashion school.
Also had a lot of fun with the physical comedy playing the zero-G in the Artemis sketch.
And he killed it in the barbershop sketch.

Not a big Jack Whitehall guy (TBF did enjoy him in the Peter Pan sketch), but still wish that after SNL's Jack Black / Jack White ep last week one or both of them appeared on SNL: UK as musical guest Jack Blackhall.

Wow. SNL writers knew what they had with Colman Domingo. They've got him carrying sketches, and he is flying

You know the pilot of the helicopter that keeps flying through the close-up shot of the Integrity had one of their crew members pull up the feed up on their phone so they could see if they got in the shot.

If we can send NASA to the moon, we can launch ICE into the sun.

If I'm in there, absolutely guaranteed I forget to my sunglasses in my seat.

Sad you didn't get to watch, but totally understand it. They are safe, and it was really cool, but it was weird to watch.

Artemis II capsule moments after splashdown in the Pacific ocean

That ocean looks so calm and beautiful. What a place to come home to.

Artemis II Integrity capsule descending into the Pacific under 3 good main parachutes

Fucking cool seeing those big chutes come out and how gentle it becomes.

Dang, that thing is moving. And CHUTES!

Woooo post-blackout coms!

The Last One Laughing series 2 finale was basically the 2019 Cricket World Cup final of trying not to laugh.

She should think about fucking off

Absolutely ridiculous how thrilling the live task was on the first episode of the new Taskmaster series

Never heard the word focacceria before. My brain immediately began workshopping "focacceria law" jokes that weren't remotely good.

Not going to be able to go to his glamorous Hollywood barber anymore.

Dang. I hadn't hit a 100 at all before. Consider me pretty impressed with myself

www.maptap.gg April 8
100🎯 100🎯 97🏅 97🏅 98🔥
Final score: 979

If it isn't true then why does the alliteration work?

#RESISTORS

Is it about Harry Anderson from Night Court?