The best artists are the ones that dip their toes in the pool of oddities but don't lose themselves in it

It's not a good yo-yo session until you bruise the palm of your hand

I forgot how much Kool-Aid tastes like nostalgia

My soul mate keeps trying to match with me. Wtf, I already said no

Nothings better than sax

The people infatuated with AI seem like they would brag about buying a pre-built Lego set, missing all the actual fun of Legos

If I could give advice to my younger self, it would be: holy shit, stop picking up niche hobbies/interests. They are impossible to talk to 99% of people about. Pick at least one normie thing to be interested in. It will make things so much easier. I promise

Toxoplasmosis is to cats what microplastics are to consumerism.

No, don't ask me for a source. Just trust me, bro

I think all of the secrets of the universe have already been whispered. You just have to find what rock they're hiding beneath

Nodding at lines is the corporate version of tilting at windmills

Wait a second... you're telling me the lyrics to that song aren't, "strawberry lemon corrected"?!

No babe, your silence is perfect, responses kinda scare me

For example

There are too many baddies in the Atlantis movie for it to be a kids movie tbh

My issue is worrying about whether something is funny because I haven't gotten any sleep or if it's actually funny

It's crazy how often we let the past and the future ruin a perfectly good moment

Tony Soprano holding a needle from the Halo series

Only good posts tonight that I'm not going to delete tomorrow 😁

Do people enjoy the things they take pictures of themselves doing all the time? Or is it just to prove to other people that they're somebody? Cause the number of people absolutely in love with snowboarding and hiking seem unreal tbh

I forget people's names all the time, people that I regularly see, but for some reason, I can remember without hesitation the name of the final boss from the Xbox Original game "Grabbed By The Ghoulies" which I havent played in 15+ years. Wtf is wrong with me 😂

You know, at this point, I think we've had enough of the dystopian writings. I think I'm ready for more authors to write about utopian futures, at this point

The real question is whether the Iran war stuff is because current leadership wants Armageddon or if it's another escalation to distract from the pedo files. Only time will tell

I hate that I avoid writing like it's the plague, but when I eventually force myself to do it, it feels so cathartic

That looks great! 😄

Which is so crazy. They just have a little schrodingers box with who knows what in it that they've collectively accepted, "It just works" 😂

My conspiracy theory is that some of the social media algorithms have gotten complex enough that no one understands the depth of them anymore, and there is some kind of actual AI floating around the internet integrating with them and doing wonky stuff

It's beautiful