Mask vending machine at JFK

So great to see JFK airport still has mask vending machines, which have 3M Auras!

Infiltration and subversion are sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids. A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual.

"I’m standing next to one of my favorite giant redwoods in the Rockefeller Forest at Humboldt Redwoods State Park. It’s an incredible place."

🙏🏼🌎🕊️

📷 Text & Photo by Lucas Cometto©️ | Ancient Forests

i mean if any platform is gonna pivot to ascii art it’s this one

50% off Aaron Rodgers shirts

Hello Pittsburgh

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

We hear a lot about how the nonhuman world is fragile. With so many species on the brink, I understand that. But, in fact, the nonhuman world is incredibly resilient. It is just under an onslaught by humans unlike anything in the history of the planet. Trillions of organisms obliterated every year.

spring rain is a bummer in terms of playing outside but damn does it make for excellent bird-looking-at in the garden. they're going bananas out there

Love the white glove

We go way back

ARE WE SURE THAT IS NOT ARGOS SHOE
IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR SIZE

CASE CLOSE

On Twitter InfoWars is posting-thru-it™ and people are confused, thinking @theonion.com has already taken over that account.

2026:
❌ catgirl gf
❌ robot gf

✅ robot gf pretending to be catgirl gf

the greatest "Infowars Parody" was adult swim's TruthPoint, invented by @dril.bsky.social and myself

we've retained the IP, so the onion guys are allowed to help us revive that program. would love to work with them 😉

This rather creepy photo is Artemis II’s heat shield underwater, as taken by the U.S. Navy. This is the first photo we have of the heat shield, and upon initial examination it doesn’t seem to have the char loss that Artemis I’s had.

second base umpire wanted nothing to do with no goose

infowars the official news service for blue sky
is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh

“we learned the lawyers from the other side write the judge’s filings, write her rulings. so i guess… starting to think it’s a set deal.”

i think he’s referring to the extremely normal practice of the judge asking one of the attorneys to prepare a draft of the proposed order lmao

We Need to Prepare for the Mammoth Task of De-Trumpification The damage he and his cronies have wrought could take decades to repair, particularly when it comes to science and public health.

The task of de-Trumpification of science and public health will take a generation and a "Marshall Plan" to rebuild. Without a bold, expansive vision to guide us, there is no coming back. Small-bore, poll-tested versions of the future will not help us. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Feels kinda silly to say that rich people from the center to left of things politically can’t build a successful media environment when the onion is doing it basically using donations from semi-employed forum goblins

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

We must carry His spirit. It is time

why do things like this never happen to me

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

These look really cool.

Love picking up a cat and putting them somewhere else. Get airlifted idiot