Blessed 🙌🏼

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Booooooo to 3am overtime tomorrow. 😫

I hope this email finds you confused… 😕

Just borrowed the audiobook. Maybe I won’t scream at dummies on my commutes for a while. 😂

Instead of asking other men how to talk to women, men can just... talk to women

Thank you for all you do! 🫶🏻🥳🥳🥳🫶🏻

two birds with blue feet are standing next to each other ALT: two birds with blue feet are standing next to each other

I recently learned that 11 cringes at the word ‘boobies’, so I’ll be using it as much as possible.

Her name is Connie Ballmer, and women are the solution to every fucking problem in the world.

I’m currently checking to see if my old iPad will charge. If so, it’s all .. well whoever needs it!

Snuggling with 11 on the couch going through old videos and pictures. Seeing him cringe at younger him is hilarious. 😆

hiiiiii I can't believe I have to say this, but our refill kits aren't a toy.

People are getting a little too creative with them lately, and if you don't knock it tf off, we'll have to stop making them 🫠

Olivia Rodrigo dethrones AI-generated song ‘Celebrate Me’ from #1 on US iTunes.

Her new single ‘drop dead’ takes the top spot.

S3 House of Dragons in June? That’s so far away.

Let’s lay in bed and listen to the rain against the window while the thunder rolls across the sky.

lol I have no doubt 😊

😂

drop dead by Olivia Rodrigo on Apple Music

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL music.apple.com/us/album/dro...

Ok but like, I’m convinced there is not a single light that you do not shine in. No pun intended. 💖💖

I never finished and I don’t remember why. Loved the first season omgosh.

Omg I’ve never considered the possibility. Fuuuuuuck

Love the color on your nails. Omfg

RUNWAY by Lady Gaga & Doechii on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 2:51

Or you know, queen shit like this. music.apple.com/us/album/run...

I need some new music to sing along poorly to during my work commutes. Genre doesn’t matter much. Songs with a message that hit your soul with music that sends you.

Whatcha got?

M’lady 💁🏻‍♀️

The Jaws theme song. Very ominous because who the fuck is calling me??? 😂

HRT appt went well. 😊 I’m dropping my spiro dose because OMFG when the urge hits to pee (and it’s OFTEN), my bladder acts like it’s been weeks since its last release.

I mean, I’ve only seen your pfp and I’m shocked that you’re on the cusp of 43. Love this for you so much!!! 🩷