seriously, look into those eyes and try to tell me with a straight face that she's hasn't killed before

I think the same thing every time i make peanut butter (have some peanuts)

Until your draft room can take the first two days of the draft off and you own half of the picks in the seventh round, you're not trying hard enough

"Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died" meme

#TrebeksHog

Jerry ... Maybe? 🤔🤔🤔

I don't know; that guy's facial expression reads "please let there be a shootout" to me

At this point, the wealthy don't really have any choice but to try to foster public distrust through these freakouts. It's the same principle as paying more to oppose paying new taxes than they would pay under the new tax: they know that a functional, funded social safety network is bad for them.

The reason it exists is terrible, but this is a fantastic graphic

Really have to hope that the Dems take the lesson of "what we need is to promise accountability for this regime's crimes in 2028" instead of "what we need is to have center-right politics for 2028," but given their track record I'm not optimistic.

Like, this is basically the role Jesse Jackson (RIP) plays in the n-word episode of South Park, but only in reality. The ADL has become so much of a farce that it does stuff from absurdist TV shows wholly earnestly.

@jonbois.bsky.social watching football

If we lose control of our own fate next week, I say we abandon the league and focus on the UCL. Have Max Dowman be the oldest player in our starting XI the last five league games. Intentionally drop points to West Ham to get Tottenham relegated. Go all out to get a trophy out of this season.

Should've walked without rhythm through Amen Corner. Classic mistake.

a real who's who of "who's that?"

"Israel did not cease firing today, sowing confusion about the state of the cease-fire."

I'm beginning to think that one of the biggest and worst things that The Big Bang Theory taught folks (and apparently VCs and government grant workers specifically) is that having weird tics and being off-putting is due to someone being a mega-genius instead of just having a personality disorder.

"The economy is in shambles" meme with the NHL asking Vegas, Edmonton, and Anaheim how their division doesn't have a 90-point team with four games left to play

Checked the NHL standings, and had to make a meme:

I guess that since they're finding that most of the local populace doesn't have much interest in apartheid, they're importing folks who do.

pollsters are "we-can-say-the-r-word"maxxing when they should be "a-return-to-sanity"pilled; a tale as old as time, really

happy easter everyone, i guess

Dude fell asleep so hard he pulled the receiver off of the phone. You hate to see it.

The Forest Remembers. Can't be that big of a sport hunter without putting a target on your back.

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social new idea for you: Sports But Make it Different Sports

This one hurts even more than the Carabao, but I'm looking at it as giving us the ability to focus on the three most important results this season:

1. League Title
2. Champions League Title
3. Tottenham relegation

The key I've found to World is to ignore all race objectives and just focus on picking up the food items so you can get all the alternate outfits. Mario in an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt and the goofiest looking sunglasses imaginable? Yes please!

Given the temporal proximity, I have to ask: is this because he knows he's about to get cooked in that 14th Amendment case, and is blaming her?

Switch 2 and Pokopia?

Given the case in front of the Supreme Court today, I want to make one thing clear: the 14th Amendment is blindingly clear in its language and intent regardless of your lens of interpretation. If you don't want a government that has it, you should find a new country. I hear Hungary might be for you.