Oh god, is it time for polycule report cards again? Fuck, I need to submit my personal performance review.

*takes notes*

Superhero universe where needy trans girls turn to light villainy primarily so they can attract the attention of big strong hero types who will push them against a wall and try to correct them.

Cataphoresis, yes! Good. That helps.

Yep! Thermic is faster but might be a bit rougher on your skin, depending. Apparently it's more popular for bottom prep because who cares what the skin looks like at that point?

Oh, I have that rower

Do you, Alpha, take this omega, right here in front of everyone, to claim and to hold?

Ah. I see you do.

And do you, Omega... I don't really need to ask, do I?

Alright everyone, let's give them some privacy. Congratulate them at the reception.

It's probably a net benefit regardless, but if you like, instead of a pyre we can substitute a biomass power plant that was going to run anyway.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!!

I guess it's my first Trans Day of Visibility as an out trans woman, so hi!

I'm a US-based software engineer in my 40's by day, and a hobby writer of trans fiction by night or early morning or honestly whenever I can fit it in around kids and LARP and whatever the current hellscape has to offer.

yaori

XKCD "experts" comic/meme: "[transition healthcare] is second nature to us [trans people,] so it's easy to forget that the average [cis friend] probably only knows that hormone replacement therapy stimulates breast growth." "And [realizes when we've had FFS] of course." "Of course" Even when they're trying to compensate for it, [trans women] wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their [healthcare].

based on actual interactions

She smirked. "Oh, that? I didn't think it'd work on you. The Lesbeam primarily disrupts girl-type opponents. However, perhaps I was wrong not to try it."
"The... that's what you call it!?"
"And that's the part you dispute about what I said?"
/fin

"A little out of sorts, but I believe I'm back to normal. I... see you've equipped my... weapon."
I blushed. "Well, it was... optimal for defeating Lamia Queen, though I'm not sure why. Why didn't you ever use the beam attack on me?"

Ladyboss's bootup sequence completed, and she sat up as though from a hangover.
"How are you feeling?" I asked.
She looked over me, appraising me, probably working out the last of her working memory from last time we'd met.

It's been a few months since this campaign against Wily's machinations. Today, Dr. Light was reactivating Ladyboss.
"What exactly had you originally intended her to do?" I asked skeptically.
Dr. Light coughed. "That's... well, I get funding from a lot of sources, you know."

Huh? My color palette changed, but nothing changed about my buster arm. Still, I felt a shift somewhere in my infrastructure, and... oh. OH.

bsky.app/profile/gete...

And so, with the defeat of Ladyboss, I dismissed my buster arm cannon. My hand emerged, and I touched her cooling chassis. She'd only attacked with martial arts, so I wasn't sure what kind of weapon I'd get from the scan.

A common question from my wife:

“Are you going to be taking a normal shower or a three hour trans girl shower?”

Behold: Non-Crisped Large Orbs.

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only.

My D&D table had 4 male and 2 female players.

Teams have been auto-balanced.

The cards see all.

Sound on for purring.

Black and white doodle of Caeda, a raen au ra with a clenched fist. A thought bubble reads: "I have GOT to get that trans woman pregnant"

It'll work eventually, right?

Released Part Time Familiar Patreon bonus chapter: Jan's Origins, in which best puppygirl aunt (eventually) gives an account of how she got that way.

www.patreon.com/posts/153437...

"Excuse me, ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? License and registration please."

"I, uh, was uh, just going to slam some brews with the bros."

"Ma'am, this man card's been revoked. I'm going to need you to get out of the car and walk down the line in heels."

Egg stuff!? I need to catch up again...

I can't imagine being stuck in that kind of relationship. I know your circumstances are such that you don't believe you can separate, but I'm really hoping your circumstances change somehow 🫂

I really feel this. So many good books out there, and I feel like I've been missing out on so much.