miss jade girl

i’m actually not crazy just a really passionate person

hey…. hey…. how yall doing

fantasy football but with real housewives

@ceoofeverything.bsky.social

stop importing your old tweets! they sucked the first time too!

that would be me

Never taking a nap again

That’s exactly what it feels like💀 I feel guilty for forgetting bluesky sometimes😢

feeling like a mother with a full time job going back and forth on twitter and bluesky

im unfollowing

or tequila shots

calling the paparazzi on myself the next time I put my hair down before a shower

they need to discover a new drink that’s not boba, ice coffee, matcha or chai

It was fate

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🕯️this all works out🕯️
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this is the most skeets i’ve skote in all my skeetstory

gather around my little butterflies

enjoy my skeets now bc one day they will be gone

ok turn up!

temperature just hit below 40 degrees. its scary women winter now

Hey diva

I can’t bookmark this so I will have to write this one down on a post it

when I hit 10 followers we’re celebrating big

logging onto bluesky is like drinking a refreshing cold bottle of water at 4am. it’s like the sun shining through the leaves again

Get this shit off here go back to twitter weirdo freak

and suddenly I feel like I’m 12 years old again scrolling on instagram and twitter for the first time

let’s play hide and seek. i hide and you seek professional help

follow me!! pls don’t make me beg