@fruitsareedible.bsky.social check this out

dan haren

:)

dustin' brown is street-youth slang for cleaning up poop 😭😅

The fact that Kroger's store brand yogurt isn't called Krogurt seems like a big missed opportunity to me

a duo i just made up 😁

Sticking it 2 the fascisfs by changing my screen name 2 Antifa Niemi

macklin celebrini painted this

guess their all fake christians smh

interesting how 0 players on team usa praised jesus christ during their gold medal interviews 🤔

when tim hortons gets acquired by foreign private equity 😭😡

when your grade 8 maths homework starts using numbers AND letters 😭

when you forget to the reading and your teacher asks you a question 🤣😅

you can tell how contrived this tweet is not because (1) he mentions a trans friend or (2) a conservative friend (who somehow uses gender neutral pronouns), but because lakshya having friends at all is unbelievable

this one's for all the freaking bluesky night owls

Same timeline where Joe Thornton lifted four Cups

That’s right!

no way haha

if your not having 4-7 beers with me your having 4-7 beers against me

Me pounding 4-7 beers

@eastbayry.bsky.social what's the best part of heated rivalry?

Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?