time to go back to Russian!

English is my first language I don't know how I missed that typo lol

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

yeah I bet it felt like you're only option. I never spoken other language fluently as a child but my mother spoke fluent German and didn't teach it to me for some reason I hold that against her to this day (kidding)

hey! what?

irish goodbying the one on one hangout when the vibes are off

this is devastating actually

hmmmm

went on a date with a guy who misgendered me and kept apologizing for getting my pronouns wrong and I just said "you don't need to apologize. I trust that if you want a third date you'll get it right on the second" and that was apparently a good choice of words

I cried too

when i'm not posting ass that's a recession indicator

we can't keep letting her get away with this

CHAPPELL ROAN HORROR STORY: she chased me with an axe in my dream :( she didn't even care that I was gay :((( cancel her

and grand theft auto

George W Bush being informs that a second plane has at the towers but underneath it says wordle funeral played evictors for 136 points

how it feels when I play RATIONS for 55pts followed by EVICTORS for 136

valentine's posts from the couple we all want to break up go like "we've had plenty of ups and downs, here's to so many more next year <333"

Fearless has a lot of imagery that would suggest that Taylor Swift used to just hang out at streets

I have a lot of questions about this.

not to be vulnerable but I feel like I just keep getting worse. like I'm falling apart. it's so odd.

it's weird to have such a disorganized attachment style while being in a very stable and comfortable long term relationship

such bad timing. but is there ever a good time?

I wish that I could stop having big emotional conversations the night before a big event where the other halves of that conversation will also be

my dreams have all been very influenced by my days activities lately. so when I cut my hair I had a dream about it getting so long. when I think about my ex I dream about her.
and then. just for fun. I talked to someone I rarely talk to and my brain gave me a dream where we fell in love.

that's the second half.
Moo Moo Meadows, mama mia
Mario, mario

multiple people asked to make plans with me this week and then did not respond when I told them when I was free. And now I have made plans for those days. And if these people return to me I will have nothing for them!

YES

moo moo meadows

country roads, take me home
to the place, where I belong

incapable of 100%ing tears of the kingdom because I refuse to kill the beautiful precious bubbulfrogs

An instagram post by Sarah Michelle Gellar, where she shares a screenshot of a tweet by user @godimsuchadyke. The tweet is a photo of Buffy and Faith standing close together lesbianly from Season 3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with the caption "this was my heated rivalry". Sarah thanks user @godimsuchadyke in the caption of her post.

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

a hinge prompt that says A random fact I love is that a legume and a grain create a full protein. that is why beans and rice is a huge staple in so many cultures. And the comment on it in reply says I didn't know this and have been finding a way to bring it up in conversation since the first time I seen your profile. I didn't even fact check it TBH. so I'm just quoting you.

iconic.

just cut my bangs so short one week before a haircut and for what