and so it begins….

Don Jr seems suprisingly unbothered by his father's crusade against cocaine.

Decorating an office with gold filigree, and opulent furnishings doesn't make it "classy" if the steaming pile of excrement behind the Resolute Desk has an orange tint.

So proud of my Alma Mater American University for opting to skip a bowl game this year #AUEagles #courage

Donald Rumsfeld was a Navy Pilot.

Somebody's pissy about not getting the Nobel Prize (and please buddy... you renamed the DOD, the Dept of War, bombed Iran, and shot up Venezuelan boats on the open seas, WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN??) so now they are going to hissy-fit another trade war with China.

If I recall from the Bible, Jesus was an undocumented immigrant.

So…. Judas’s twin ?

Since we're now all legally required to mourn the life of a 31 year old shittalker, I'd just like to say that I'm sending "thoughts and prayers". Its the least I can do. The very least. And that's the most I'll do.

If it were written today, would the Stones “Mothers Little Helper” be about Ozempic?

So the shooter literally dressed as Pepe for Halloween. Hey Nancy Mace…. Do the Dems still “own” this ?

Well, that’s a sure fire way to get the nomination for the Nobel peace prize

Listen…. If Trump is really sick…. Then all I can do is offer thoughts and prayers. I pray that he’s is unbelievable agony.

Dear #MAGA folks who are ok with a Pentagon-led Military Unit that is tasked to reply to security events (as deemed by the CIC) in the US. Close your eyes and imagine how this will work in the future. I'll say a few words to help you contemplate this in the long-term:

President Ocasio Cortez

My review of #CountDown on #Prime.

Add Every trope: Grizzled cop with wild past; brain tumor; DEA agent who might or might not have a drug problem; myterious team leader; disgruntled guy from Eastern Europe with a shit ton of money. Throw them into AI generator, Add LA with no traffic.

Looking forward to the fake fundraising efforts that involve jailtime for Bannon and company.

Somebody hasn't been shopping lately. (or ever)

So he's not a pedophile, but he owned and operated a teenage beauty pagaent. Because for a real estate investor, that's a perfectly normal investment to make. His dispute with Epstein is that he lured away the underage employee from his spa? Also perfectly normal. #epsteinfiles

DOJ told him he's in the Epstein files MULTIPLE TIMES.

MULTIPLE TIMES.

Come on MAGA -- time to lose the Bronzer In Chief.

Why not 40? Why not 30? Why not now?

Aging like a fine wine

a man in a blue shirt and a pink tie is standing next to another man in a suit . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and a pink tie is standing next to another man in a suit .

With no "list" -- how would we know who actually hung out with Epstein?

two men are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .

I suppose if there's really no "list" of people who hung out with Epstein, we just have to go with video proof instead. #bondilies #epsteinfiles

How can you tell when Pam Bondi's lying? Her lips are moving! #epsteinlist #bondilies

Reichstag reportedly on fire.

For my birthday I want 86 47¢ TACOs

Those fuckers at Villanova are never going to let us forget this.

Oh honey…. No. Athletes don’t pay for books.

Can we get what he’s smoking or… is there a fucking tariff on that too now ?

Yeah. And that moment is when you get between them and their Botox technician.