two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

Mama teamwork: Jirachi and Deoxys manipulate an emptiness for play

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Colourful sparks of energy fly from the Mighty Strike Freedom Gundam.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Kira and Lacus stand naked together looking at each other on a beach while the sun sets across the water.

welp, that sure was a sequel to Gundam SEED Destiny, which was a sequel to Gundam SEED

it was very silly, but also pretty fun in parts, which feels like an apt way to close out SEED in general

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Beams of light burst from the damaged Z'Gok.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. From within the Z'Gok, the Infinite Justice Gundam emerges.

Congratulations! Your Z'GOK evolved into JUSTICE GUNDAM!

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Shinn overwhelms the Black Knights in the Destiny Gundam, one of the Black Knights shouts "I can't read his thoughts!?"

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Another Black Knight says "Is this guy not thinking at all!?"

LMAO

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. A group of Haros bounce down a vent. One says "I won't accept that!" while another says "Here we go!"

gotta love a good tactical haro deployment

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Athrun arrives in a stanced up Z'gok.

sick as fuck quite frankly

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. A newtype flash effect appears across Mu's head as he shouts "Damnit!"

oh ok, i mean if we're just doing straight up newtype stuff now i'm glad it's not exclusively the coordinator characters that get to be newtypes

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Kira, under the influence of one of the Black Knight's psychic powers (?), locks on to a bunch of targets and says "I'll end it right here!"

psychic powers? getting mind controlled into causing an incident? hey, you spilled your Code Geass in this Gundam SEED!

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Three rice balls shaped like Haro sit on a tray next to a salad.

onigiri haro...

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. A blonde guy in front of a squad of weirdos in overly complicated regalia introduces himself saying "I am Orphee Lam Tao, prime minister of Foundation."

yeah this sure seems like a group of definitely-not-bad-guys

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Shinn, Lunamaria, and the SEED Tri-stars are hanging out getting drinks from a vending machine, one of the Tri-stars says "guys from Eurasia supposedly saw a kelpie."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Hilda (googled her name just now cos i dont remember Destiny ever giving us their names lol) enters the room as Luna asks "What's a kelpie?"

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Hilda floats over and replies "A monster that lives in the water."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Hilda wraps her arms around Luna and leans on her as she continues "Well, it just means that country is all the more mysterious."

can this movie be about the gay tri-star lady instead? actually, can all of SEED be about her instead? please?

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Lacus, in a dream, finds herself standing in a hazey pink cloud. She looks confused and asks "Kira?"

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. From Lacus' POV we see a blurry Kira in the distance, Lacus reaches out a hand and asks "Kira... what's the matter?"

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Close-up of Kira's face looking sad, which is then overlayed with the face of some other character, a smiling blonde person.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. Close-up reaction shot of Lacus looking surprised.

who the fuck

also i'm sure i'm nowhere near the first to make this complaint, but man i really didn't think SEED's character design style could get worse, why did they feel the need to make every woman's lips look like that

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. A Blue Cosmos army of mobile suits backed up by a Destroy Gundam advance across a river.

i feel like i'd be asking too much of SEED to expect an explanation for how and why Blue Cosmos are still an active threat capable of deploying Destroy Gundams after Destiny had their entire source of funding (Logos) destroyed, so for now i will sit back, shut off my brain, and "wow, cool robot!"

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. A lone flower blooms on an old battlefield.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Freedom. The flowers petals are blown away.

reeeeal subtle opening lol

Poster for the Gundam SEED Freedom movie.

ok time to watch this i guess

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Shinn and Kira shake hands.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Kira tells Shinn "No matter how badly things get blown apart..."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Kira continues "We will always plant flowers again."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Shinn looks at Kira in awe.

welp, that sure was a sequel to Gundam SEED

i kind of ended up losing interest in the overall plot like halfway through, it all just started to feel very predictable and drawn out i guess

but hey, at least there was still hype moments and aura, and the music was still good

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. A dying Durandal lays in the lap of Captain Gladys, with blood dripping from his mouth he looks up at her and says "But I'm happy."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Gladys replies "You're such a rascal. But truly, I guess it can't be helped."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Gladys continues over a shot of Kira and Athrun running down a collapsing hallway, "It just shows that it was destiny."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Durandal, as if he were the audience himself, replies with what surely everyone that ever watches this must think to themselves: "Give me a break."

*cue Seinfeld credits music*

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Close-up of Ramius grimacing as she thinks to herself "If we move, their shot will hit the Eternal!"

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. The Akatsuki blocks the shot, protecting the Archangel in exactly the same way Mu did in the Strike at the end of SEED.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Mu/Neo states "I won't let you get the Archangel!" as this deja vu moment seemingly causes him to regain his memories.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Mu, having survived the beam this time, comms the bridge of the Archangel and tells Ramius "I'm never leaving you again."

they're sooo committed to undoing one of the best moments of tragedy from SEED that they'll just do the same exact shit again but with a happy ending this time i guess, wild

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. During the announcement of Durandal's Destiny Plan, an animation is shown of chibi Durandal and Djibril, Djibril is behind a desk and yelling at a sad looking Durandal. The caption reads "You may find that you are currently being mistreated."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Durandal and Djibril receive cards, Durandal's is green and Djibril's is red.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Some goons come in and pick up Djibril to carry him off.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Durandal takes his place behind the desk, and a crowd of disembodied hands applauds him. He's smiling so big and happy, as is his henchman.

imagining Durandal being like "hm yes, and for this next part of my Evil Plan Announcement Livestream, I'd like you to hire an animator to draw me all cutes getting yelled at by mean ol' Djibril, and then he gets carried off and I'm put in charge, smile." is really funny

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Landscape shot of Copernicus, a city on the moon, featuring a small town with an open circular area in the center, fields on hills, columns supporting the roof, and a river running through the middle.

Screenshot from Turn A Gundam. Landscape shot of Trench City on the moon, featuring a small town with an open circular area in the center, fields on hills, columns supporting the roof, and a river running through the middle.

hey, i've seen this one before!

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Djibril sits on the bridge of a ship, he spots something approaching and leans forward looking concerned.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Exterior view of the ship, the bits from Rey's Legend Gundam are aimed directly at the bridge and about to fire beams.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Djibril's face drops in horror.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. As the beams engulf the bridge, Djibril screams as he is literally ripped apart.

nvm, get owned lol

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Close-up of Djibril leaning in to tell a military commander "If we both escape to Arzachel or somewhere, we could once again..."

how many fuckin fallback secret bases does this prick have 😭

captain tendi you say

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. A Murasame shoots down a GOUF which spins as it plummets to the ground.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. A beaten and bound Yuna tries to escape, only to look up and see the shadow of the GOUF about to crush him.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. The shadow engulfs Yuna as he looks up in shock and fear.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Yuna is crushed by the falling GOUF.

LMAO

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Mu saves the Archangel from some missiles and cuts in over the comm channel saying "Sorry to get in your way like that."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Ramius reacts in surprise saying "Y-You..."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Close-up of Mu on the screen saying "Don't worry. You guys can win."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Mu continues "Because I have a knack for making the impossible, possible."

i hate that this is kind of working for me lol

it's stupid that they brought him back, but at least he's cute about it

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Yuna tells an angry looking Cagalli "I did everything I could while you were gone..."

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Cagalli punches Yuna mid-sentence.

i hope Yuna continues getting punched every episode until this show ends

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Three DOM type mobile suits arrive on the battlefield.

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Close-up of the pilot of one of the DOMs in her cockpit, a woman with an eyepatch. She states "For Miss Lacus!"

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Cut-ins of the other two DOM pilots appear, two guys, one with glasses the other with a chinstrap beard. The guy with the glasses says "Ready when you are!"

Screenshot from Gundam SEED Destiny. Dramatic zoom in on the eyepatch lady as she yells "Jet-Stream attack!"

i guess one of the Black Tri-Stars transitioned in this timeline? good for her :)