only to give equal attention to them both

So kind of them to let me have it

Flop (complimentary)

ViralHog

If I latched I’m not sure I’d be able to unlatch

I’m writhing

Happy Tuesday divas, vroom vroom

Chapters in my Memoir:

where 🤭

Putting the son in Sunday

You grab the blunt, I’ll grab the Celsius

Love my oats milked

is that seat taken

Good ! Bc I feel

Do these make me look

Gay guys loveeeee writing alt text

Cozy, and dare I say, wozy

Invisible ink messages have me hard at work, and I’m not talking productivity

Bills are due, link in bio

Could use a emotional support armpit rn

My patient before giving them ceftriaxone and doxycycline

I fear my guts were not made to stay ready, but we persevere

Started my fiber regimen again last night

Morning tea if you will

Got a haircut so naturally I’m posting about it

I need a muscly nerd boyfriend I’ve decided

Can I preheat your oven?

here kitty kitty