i can't even see the image lmao

hi i heard this is the twitter refugee camp

VIBECAMP BAR ALERT

the beloved
@scrmshw
and i are once again hosting an open bar at vibecamp. handcrafted classy cocktail edition 🍸🍹🥂WITH magical non alcoholic elixir options as well

to help fund it send cash to
@myceliummage
on venmo.

two weekends ago i had really bad service & some pics i texted to a gc got sent (depending on how hyperbolic they're being) between 10-37 times, and now they're just calling it "the [orb] incident" 🙃

autocomplete wylin out today

unlimited vacation policy vs me requesting 192 hours (24 days?) off all at once 😈
it's split up ofc the longest one is like 1.5 weeks but let's see how this goes

randomly recreating an undiagnosed customer reported bug while testing something else, and finding the solution bc of it >>>

*spoilers*

i would post fake spoilers but i don't know enough about it to make them up

4^2

xii

planning for eurotrip is in full swing (parents finally shared the google docs) 🥳

This is what happens when you take Orb worship out of the schools

tpot is when

store brand in the streets; store brand in the sheets

getting my old mini ready for sale; forgot to take a before pic but imagine the dirt on the left all over the car, it's been so long i had to have a buddy jump it lmao

me like every time i smoke now lmfao, got rekt on 420

yee i got lucky, man ditch tweeted about it when he got his ticket and i managed to get one before they sold out without being on the presale

sick, right after i get back from tomorrowland too, buying a ticket rn lmao thanks for the heads up

listening to ramen god & im thinking "this'd be a great spot to transition to country riddim." i've never actually listened to country riddim in its entirety

they fkn better tell me my results & not just fill the script

only took 45 mins and ~30$ in ubers 🥲

extremely annoyed i have to uber to the doctor and pee in a cup just to get my addy filled, feels invasive & also hard to coordinate with work and actually needing to pee since they're only open 9-5

oh oops i didn't parse that right lol

i was never a rat tho, nor really a post rat, which i think is somewhat common

better advice than on tiktok lmfao

hot ass mini cooper, 2 door black with red accents

a 2024 2 door 6 speed mini cooper jcw 😁 was gonna be a 23 but it took them too long to build it lmao

new car is getting to panama (idk why there but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) tomorrow, should be here within a week im so fkn hype

/honk

found a b&n gift card from a bday or something (plus codex babylon which just came in from the kickstarter 🥳)