News alert: special surprise awaits you all past $1,370,251
This just in from Charity Bowl HQ:
A special surprise is waiting in the wings for us all once we surpass last year’s Bowl TOTAL of $1,370,251.
Again, number to beat is $1,370,251.
Let’s ride 🐎
I have seen what the dial will do when we cross last year's total and I assure you: It is IMPRESSIVE
🦉
Oh did y’all think we were done giving you new toys 💅🏻
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screenshot of a reddit post on r/shutdownfullcast by u/moeschberger, headline "I have no one else to share this with", text ""Went to the moon (which isn't real)" wasn't showing up as a rivalry, so I went ahead and built it. What a site moneycannon.org is." and the link to the custom rivalry
Can we get some love for moneycannon custom rivalries? redditor moeschberger out here celebrating undergrad alma maters of those who have "gone" to the "moon". In their honor, intrepid charity bowl competitors can now NAME their custom rivalries. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
EYES ON THIS SPACE IT’S COOL AS HECK
I really loved interviewing @edsbs.bsky.social about being too niche for Vox Media and casually raising $1 million and counting to support refugees, and I REALLY love this illustration. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Took a few days but we now have access to original donation amount before fees so this is on my list for today!
HEY thanks for making me CRY you JERK (I love you so much thank you) ❤️
quite literally, light it up
utterly brilliant work here
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Meathead Rivalry
just 2 men celebrating each other's strength
I have a whole names thing prepared that we ended up not using because of the WELL EVERYTHING, maybe tomorrow but since I have it right in front of me, a preview: Gregs are beating Craigs yes, but Craigs are outperforming their name popularity (via the SSA) by almost 3x compared to 2x for Gregs!
a shiny, sparkly gold ring emerges atop our precious completed green ring
good teams win......great teams COVER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCss...
$1,009,343
56 hours and 2 minutes later www.edsbscharitybowl.com
@jeffreykeese.bsky.social We have a total of 51 combined Jeff/Geoffs, currently in 15th place. Y’all can either be in the top 20 together or off the board separately, lemme know 😘
uncle skip comment on live chat: to all the people confused about Naropa: Anne Waldman knows ball, and we canonically hate Lou Holtz
special thanks to Uncle Skip for joining the live chat to set the record straight re: Naropa University
Come on in, Charity Bowl chat time, will assign you a team if you need one let's go streamyard.com/watch/pZEa9P...
Hey, y'all have 6 minutes to get this to $1,000,000 for reasons that have nothing to do with internal bowl gambling on my part
New York's College Football Team™ Rank Team Donations 1 Syracuse $17,769 2 Notre Dame $14,350 3 Buffalo $1,636 4 Rutgers $892 5 Delaware $598 6 Army $105
Chicago's College Football Team™ Rank Team Donations 1 Notre Dame $14,350 2 Wisconsin $12,342 3 Illinois $7,756 4 Northwestern $4,308 5 Western Michigan $2,119 6 Northern Illinois $429
DID YOU KNOW: We introduced two brand-new rivalries to the #CharitibundiBowl leaderboards this year
www.moneycannon.org?t=rivalries
ROLL BOB UFER TAPE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiJF...
🚨🚨FOLKS🚨🚨
They might not win (first time for everything??) but Michigan just made history as our first team EVER to cross $200K
www.moneycannon.org?t=leaderboard
library fines, mostly
A perfect illustration of the current mental state of your back-end support team
Monday: Hi guys! Time for Charity Bowl! 😀
Wednesday: CHARITY BOWL IS A FORCED PROXIMITY TROPE
The two lines on our $1,000,000 target are dangerously close to kissing. edsbscharitybowl.com
The two sides of this started off begrudgingly together and wouldn't you know it it the inn they just checked into apparently has a single room with a single bed in it.
I guess they'll just have to share.
now this is how you welcome folks home
$900,167
["what we do" begins cranking]
Took me a full minute to realize that’s not Ted Cruz on the left there, bad miss on my part since there’s a winning sports team in the photo