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Posts by Jorlan

Astronaut Christina Koch in Phillies and Eagles gear. Go Space Birds.

Astronaut Christina Koch in Phillies and Eagles gear. Go Space Birds.

I'm sure she's glad to be the furthest Phillies fan from Philly after the miserable start to the season.

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a man with a beard is wearing a red shirt that says `` we are family '' . Alt: Lebron saying "TACO TUESDAY!!"

lolol

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Shooting ourselves in the foot via regime change is a time-honored American pastime.

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Folk album coming soon on Patreon? 😏

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Looks amazing dude!

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Glad you're on here then. Carry on.

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This is the only correct take in this matter.

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a cartoon of a man with braces on his teeth and the word yup below him Alt: uh...huh huh huh huh huh.
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Of course he's interested in the "breeding programs."

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A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" 

Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now."

The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now." The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

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My better half is a Cali girl. I've had to use copycat recipes to replicate In-n-Out in Florida. But Five Guys is the superior burger chain. Better fries/chips too.

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Crowds at No Kings in APL’s district.

Crowds at No Kings in APL’s district.

Equal parts civic duty and self care.

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Epstein Showed Me Chinatown As we await the ground invasion of Iran (or not), my attention returns to the Epstein Files.

Epstein ran a decades-long criminal conspiracy involving some of the most powerful and influential people on Earth. And, what’s hilarious about it, is that the most influential people on Earth come off as huge fucking losers. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/epstein-sh...

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A great read as always sir.

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a baseball field with a mascot on a cart Alt: a baseball field with the Philly Phanatic on a cart.
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find my saucer section

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a man sits in a chair in front of a sign that says the new york times book summit Alt: a man sits in a chair in front of a sign that says the new york times book summit
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"Billionaires build space programs because guillotines work by gravity."

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I just hope that when the machines take over, they take the form of actual Terminators to prove they have a sense of dark humor.

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I mean, if I want a special kid tied to a desert planet, I got @markhamillofficial.bsky.social , you know?

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Dune...has never really called to me. I feel I should just chaotically watch the 1984 movie, read the book until I get bored, then indulge the Villeneuve films. Advice?

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Enjoy the Cajun cuisine!

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Trump text: "STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT
"LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!"

Trump text: "STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!"

There's always a tweet.

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What the actual fuck.

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Imagine being time-warped to the year 2000 and trying to explain the current timeline. There's no way you would not be institutionalized.

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I was wondering where the fuck you've been. <3

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@barackobama.bsky.social I'm mean, Mr. President, if we're talking about third terms as if they're a real thing...

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The only positive note about this Trump Cabinet: It has cured my imposter syndrome.

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Jesus Christ.

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Is Dirrrty Disclosure spelled with 3 or 4 R's? 😏

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